how he flirts

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- lots of cheesy pick up lines

- "i heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my x without asking y?"

- "could you please step away from the bar? you're melting all the ice!"

- "i was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. so, i'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes"

- "you must be made out of oxygen and neon too... because you're the ONe for me"

- "hello, i'm a thief, and i'm here to steal your heart"

- "you already have five!"

- he blushes

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