Prepare your punching bags your about to get triggered, I also want to apologise for not writing school wasn't being a friend.
YOUR P.O.V
This is Cleo bourgeois. I don't mean anything mean if your name is Cleo (if it is then changed it to Ebony). Continuing...
"What do you want Cleo princess of England." I snarled holding back any of my true, colourful comments. I still can't stop the violent thoughts running, rapid, around my head while I glare at her caked face as she inspects my ship. Having her here is just so tedious all she ever does is brag about how she's rich, brag about her father but what ticks me off the most is the insults she says about my crew and how I run my ship.
"I heard that a fierce, ugly, female pirate captain kidnapped the lovely, kind, innocent prince Adrien during the middle of the day," Cleo replied sounding like a banshee honest to goodness her voice can make my ears bleed if I listen to it long enough. I just hope her goons are just as dumb as her cause I don't want a blood bath to start just because she is being nothing more then seagull poop.
"Well sorry princess he is not here so leave before I kidnap you instead, and hold you for ransom so I make you as broke as most of your subjects." I hissed through clenched teeth while giving a false smile. Scanning around her I see that her ship's crew is smaller then mine yet I believe that she would've made sure that they are all physically well built and ready for battle.
"How dare you don't you know my daddy rules the English Channel so technically you are here illegally meaning I could get you hanged for this." She shrieked. I stared at her dumbfounded because we aren't even close to the English Channel, in fact, we are in the Atlantic ocean only about three and a half noughts offshore. How dumb is she? I don't want to waste energy arguing with her over her mistake so I might as well play along to this immature game.
"I'm fully aware, but no smart person, thief or pirate would ever challenge me to a fight with or without weapons and you know that princess, so don't test my patience!" I rose my voice while giving her a glare that could kill someone three times over.
"Whatever guards check the ship and Sabine get me something to eat!" Yelled Cleo to a younger-looking crew hand who's a redhead. Honest to goodness I wish someone can just go and chuck her into the sea I know the sharks won't dare eat her but just for the sake of shutting her fake face up.
This is Sabine just she wears plaid pants and a black tailcoat. Continuing...
"Maybe I should just kill her, deliver her head to her father so he can rejoice. Everyone would be happier literally everyone will be happier!" I whispered to Luke. As I violently glare at one of her crew hands that was checking me out while his "Captain" was talking.
"No, captain if we do that we risk more royal trouble!" Luke said a little louder. Taking a deep sigh I watched these baboons turn my ship upside down, inside out and back to front! I swear if Luke wasn't here I would've killed so many royals that the sea will be scarlet by the end of it.
~~~time skip~~~
"Princess Cleo the prince isn't here." One guard said obviously terrified. His fear is probably having her screech at him for who knows how bloody long.
"That can't be right! No one else is dumb enough to kidnap the prince! Plus her crew are the only ones with ape-ish strength to pull it off! " She shrieked storming up and down the bow like a spoiled little brat she is. Note to self-clean everything she and her crew has touched I don't want my crew to become as moronic as her.
"See I told you now leave before I ruin your make-up! Or worse your grandma's hair!" I shouted dangerously at her stomping figure. I'm so "glad" that there are people that enjoy making others lives so difficult that they just want to jump into the sea just to learn how to be a fish.
"Who cares I'm going to find Adrien whether you like it or not!" She yelled before leaving. Which I'm very thankful for because I don't know how much longer I could keep myself in control especially when it comes to that nuisance.
"Everyone get yourselves a bottle of rum cause ya deserve it!" I shouted to my crew they all seemed to be very pleased with the idea of having a bottle of rum to soothe the stress of having that witch on the ship.
"Captain do you want me to get the prince and ladybug?" Asked Luke while placing a gentle hand on my shoulder while I try to calm the anger that developed over the issue.
"Yes I want them out of hiding, so I can sleep without worrying about them being behind my bookshelf," I said while walking to the recourses supply. As I was walking I began seeing the prince in my head his striking green eyes, his sunny yellow locks and his strong build...wait! What the hell am I thinking I can't go falling for the prince I'm busy keeping him safe from hired assassins and other pirates like that sea backstabbing rat! Maybe some rum will help clear the old mind of both the banshee from earlier and the gift from the sun... damn it! I did it again! I wonder if I'm getting sick which is causing me to act so strangely? Oh well nothing can fix it now... well maybe rum though. I grabbed 4 bottles of rum and started drinking them once I entered my quarters with a really good book to read. I wonder what tomorrow will bring.
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