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"Who the fuck are you?" Jensen asked beyond confused as the girl stared at him in shock.

"Oh hi... I'm your biggest fan!" She exclaimed with a wide smile pulling up her pants.

"How did you get in here?" Misha questioned confused as half of his body was now behind Jensen.

"The door was unlocked silly!" She laughed washing her hands. "Beautiful house by the way,"

"Get out," The green-eyed man growled barley getting the words past his lips but before he could even say any more she ran up and hugged Jensen but then instead of hugging Misha kissed him right on the lips.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Jensen exclaimed ripping her away from his man.

"I've always wanted to do that," She gushed with a wide smile. "You taste like skittles,"

"Back off bitch he's mine!" The blonde exclaimed as the raven-haired man was frozen in fear not knowing what the heck was going on.

"I know he's yours it's like all over the news... But I had to come to make sure cockles was real," She laughed staring them both up and down. "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING!"

"Well you met us yey but like... Please leave," Misha quietly whispered trying to be nice but failing miserably.

"No... Please don't make me go!" She exclaimed with a loud weep. "Your house is so nice and smells like cake and this is like some amazing fanfic and I want you guys to be together forever and like-"

"Ok you need to get out before I call the cops," Jensen whispered pulling him and Misha out of the bathroom with a sigh.

"OH MY GOD YOUR ABS WHY WERE YOU GUYS GOING TOWARD THE BATHROOM TOGETHER!" She squealed totally ignoring his wanting her to leave.

"It's none of your business and guess what if you don't leave I'll call the cops!" Jensen exclaimed trying to get her to leave once again but she just didn't understand what so ever.

"Fine I'll have to grab my friend first," She mumbled with a sigh. "It was really nice seeing you guys in person though I mean I wish I had someone look at me like you do to Misha and-"

"Friend?" Jensen asked in disbelief as both men stood there looking at this girl in disbelief.

"Yeah, she fell asleep waiting for you guys... Man, you guys are slow," She laughed with a wide smile. "I can't wait for you to meet her,"

"This is fucking crazy," Jensen whispered with a sigh as that was when he almost had a heart attack at some random lady sleeping in Misha's bed... How had they not noticed this before?

The sleeping girl could hear their footsteps waking up immediately and sitting up with the biggest yet creepiest smile on her face. "OH MY GOD, IT'S YOU!" She yelled jumping into both of their arms. "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YASSS!" But Jensen pushed her away finally having enough of this shit.

"Get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops!" He exclaimed... He thought that this time they would finally listen but no yet again his plan backfires.

"I thought we're at Misha's house," One of the girls whispered with a squeal. "OMG, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!"

"Well, I-" But before he could say the rest there was a knock on the door, all four of them went down the stairs to go see who it was and it was of course none other than the cops.

"Oh thank god," Misha whispered with a sigh of relief.

"We heard about what was going on and managed to clear everyone off of your property," One of the cops explained.