The Cure to Katsuki

13

All of Class 1-A was sitting in the common room, talking.

"Hey, how'd you guys even get measurements for your hero costumes?" Denki asked, sitting backwards on the couch so his feet were at the top and his hair touched the floor slightly.
"I did myself dumbass." Katsuki mumbled, messing with Shoto's hair. Shoto smiled, enjoying Katsuki's soft touch.
"I actually found one of the measurement papers, Katsuki is your waist really-" Sero was cut of, "SHUT THE FUCK UP TAPE ARMS!" Shoto covered his ear a bit, Katsuki sat right behind him after all. All of class 1-A laughed at Katsuki's outburst, what was so wrong about his waist? "IT'S 25 INCHES!" Sero shouted before he could be cut off again. Deku started mumbling, seeing if that was considered small "Oh, isn't that just 5 inches under what's considered your average small waist? Your fingers would probably touch." Deku finally said, before covering his mouth. Everybody immediately started freaking out.
"HOLY SHIT, THAT'S CRAZY!" Jirou suddenly sat up in her slumped position on the couch. A few of the girls squealed while Uraraka just gave him a sympathetic look. "Wait, we gotta test this. Todoroki grab his waist!" Ashido shouted, pointing right at him. Shoto shifted his position in Katsuki's lap and now faced him. Shoto took all of Katsuki's waist into his hands, his fingers just barely touched. The class freaked out once again.

It was now lunch time and the class had all sat on the floor in the common room, either eating snacks or lazily made food. Katsuki refused to cook for anyone but Tsuyu, Uraraka, and of course Shoto. Every time someone deemed it as unfair, he screeched in their ear, making them regret being born.
"HIT OR MISS" Sero shouted from behind the couch.  "I GUESS KAREN TOOK THE KIDS, HUH?" Ashido screamed. "YOU GOT CHAD? I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA!" Denki chimed in.  "He gonna find another man and he won't miss ya." Deku timidly said. "HE GONNA SKRRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHAKIFA." Kirishima finished, food still in his mouth.
The five idiots high fived and laughed.  "Fucking hell." Katsuki mumbled his hand slamming on the carpet.  Jirou slowly pulled her phone out and tapped a button, a vicious smile forming on her face, knowing very well what would happen.

(Just play this)

The five got up, including Deku, getting into formation, they waited patiently for the moment the song truly started. "Alright fuckers, have fun." Jirou said, putting a kazoo in her mouth and aggressively playing Crab Rave with the song. The five idiots of course danced because this was a rare occasion. Katsuki snatched his glass plate, after scoffing down his food of course and threw it directly and the five's feet. "OWW WHAT THE-" Denki grabbed his foot, small droplets of blood forming. Katsuki Just evilly smiled.

(Please continue listening to Crab Rave, it's beautiful)

It was getting later into the afternoon, almost evening when the intercom in the dorms came on. "Students of all classes, the fence of the dorms has been breached, we do not know if there is danger or not, but please exit through the back doors." Principal Nezu calmly said.

CRASH

A noise that could only be described as a door breaking down boomed through the Common Room, the teens quickly got on their feet, running to the back doors, loud footsteps banging down behind them. Katsuki stayed behind though. The class shouted for him, I mean he was a dick but they weren't gonna let him die. Shoto ran back to him, placing a wall of ice in front of him.

"That'll hold whoever that is off for a while, come on, we don't have much time." Shoto burnt Katsuki wrist slightly.
"What?! No, I'm gonna fight this fuc-" Katsuki was cut off by a kiss on the bridge of his nose "Snap out of it, c'mon." Shoto dragged Katsuki along before he could realize what just even happened.

They all made it outside safely thanks to Shoto stopping Katsuki. Aizawa soon came around, saying it was some rookie villains who used their quirks to breach the fence. They couldn't go back into the dorms until 11:30 though.

Sorry for the shorter chapter today I'll try to write more later!
Puppy pic to make up for it?