Something Dumb To Do.

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"Oi, we should get married~!" Sabo drunkenly blurts over the club music.

By this point his face is bright red due to the amount of liquor he has consumed and you sure don't help this by making him blush every chance you get. 

The bartender even refuses to serve you both since he's growing worried for your safeties. 

"Yes~! Like right now~!" You chime carelessly, a grin etching itself into your features as you nestle into his chest, trailing kisses along his jawline and unknowingly sending the boy's heartbeat crazy. 

Perona and Kyo had left the bar a while ago now, they got bored of seeing you hanging on each other but that's something you're silently grateful for, now you're finally alone and free to express your love for this handsome blonde.

You also found the lady that you almost murdered earlier, she accepted your apology and claimed you and Sabo are an adorable couple so your night has been made.

A small gasp escaping the blonde as he pulls away from your embrace, his eyes filled with concern. "We need the right clothes!" He breaths, immediately causing you to giggle as you nod in agreement.

"Let's go get the dress and suit! We need something borrowed too!" You blurt out excitedly as the blonde grins, the cutie taking a gentle grip on your hand as he leads you out of the bar.

"I think there's a costume shop still open~!" He slurs excitedly once outside, pointing toward a fancy dress store, a big smile spreading across your lips as you bounce up and down impatiently. 

"Yes, that works~!" 


It takes you both a while to find what you're looking for once inside the store, you eventually come across a zombie bride outfit, it's the closest thing to a wedding dress you're able to get but you don't mind at all.

The cashier was even nice enough to let you keep it on after changing into it, so long as you paid, he didn't care what you did. 

When you find Sabo again, the blonde is wearing a steampunk outfit and shockingly, he pulls it off rather well. "I'm marrying a pretty zombie~!" He chimes excitedly as he wraps his arms around your waist, a cheerful glint his adorable eyes. "What next~?"

"Guests~! I still need my borrowed item~!" You're essentially singing your sentences as you struggle to get your cellphone out of your bag, having to set your full undivided attention on the screen in order to tap the right name on your contact list.

Your free hand idly playing with Sabo's wavy locks whilst the phone dials in your ear a few times before a click-like noise sounds,followed by Perona's voice. "Hello?"

"PERONA~!!" You beam as if she was stood right in front of you, Sabo languidly swaying a little with you in his arms, a heart-melting smile plastered across his face. "Guess whaaat~? Sabo and I are getting married~!"

"HUH?!" The girl's outburst is followed by a few background voices, they all sound slightly curious but they're too muffled to make out. "M-Marriage?! Now?!"

"Yep~!" Your eyes locking with Sabo's as you plant a quick peck on his lips, it's a wonder how you haven't missed any kisses yet since your vision is god-awful. "You and the others are witnesses so come to the little chapel near the casino~! O-Oh! And bring me something blue, something old and something borrowed!" 

"WHAT ARE YOU--?!" You hang up the phone before Perona gets to finish her question, slipping it back into your bag.

This is gonna be the best night of my life!

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