Namjin Oneshots & Drabbles

The principle of the Boy with a pretty face

"Sorry, I can't do this after all", Namjoon said as he lightly pushed the girl on top of him. "This isn't like you", she said to him. "I know damn it", he thought as he smiled at her, "Seems like I'm really not up for it these days", he replied. She gasped, "Are you... going senile?!", she exclaimed surprising and pissing off Namjoon at the same time. "I am only 28, it's too early for me to be senile", he said to her. "Well, if you need me, just give me a call... old man", she said then quickly went out of the room.

Namjoon sighed as he remembered the exact reason why he's like this. "If only I didn't met that fucking person, ah shit", he cussed at himself then just gave up and took a bath.

The person responsible for Namjoon's current condition is lavishly walking in the bustling streets. Wearing a very revealing outfit paired with high heels and a great face, people couldn't help but stare.

"Hey darling, you look cute, wanna have some fun?", a guy said as he tried to pull her arm. "No need to be hasty, I'll go with you", she replied then smiled as they headed over to the nearest love hotel.

Once they were settled inside their room, the man quickly lunged himself onto the girl. Much to his dismay though, he was immediately pinned down by the so called girl. "I hope your ass is ready for this girl", the girl said in a tone that is definitely the pinned guy was expecting. "Y-You're a guy?!", he exclaimed as the pretty guy, now looking smug grinned at him. "Bingo", he whispered then proceeded to deflower his victim.

While his victim was fast asleep, Jin nimbly checked the guy's wallet. "Eh, he's broke", he said then threw the wallet away. He dolled up and left the sleeping, deflowered man, all alone. "That was a pretty easy catch. I wanted something more exciting though", Jin thought as he walked home.

He opened the door to his place and went straight to his bed. "I have to wash up real good later", he muttered then slowly fell asleep.

Opposite from Jin's slumber, one of his other victim, didn't get even a wink of sleep.

"I feel so fucking weird", Namjoon whined as he laid on his bed, eyes wide open. "I can't stop thinking about that night. I must be crazy", he added then sat up, immediately feeling the ache from his bottom. "And I can't believe my ass was eaten by a guy I mistook for a girl", he mumbled then suddenly felt the urge to slowly pull down his shorts and boxers, "He had a beautiful face, pale skin and plump lips", he mumbled then groaned. "This is all his fault!", he complained as he remembered the vivid memories of that certain night. The way he was held so roughly by a guy, the way he was touched and the way he was fucked ever so deliciously. The mere thought was supposed to be enough for Namjoon to climax but it wasn't.

Although hesitant, Namjoon licked his finger and  slowly reached for his back, trying to insert a finger inside. "He did this to me so I should be able to do it as well", Namjoon thought as he successfully inserted one finger. It started hurting but he seemed to love it. When it felt like it wasn't enough, he added another and another. Unfortunately, fingers weren't enough to mimic the sensation he felt that night.

"Shit", Namjoon muttered, he couldn't even climax because he suddenly longed for something even his desires cannot measure.

Meanwhile, Jin suddenly woke up and fumbled with his phone, not having even the slightest idea of what's happening to one of his victims. He dialed a number and waited for the recipient to answer. After some rings, "Did you fucking know it's in the middle of the fucking night?", Taehyung asked. Jin giggled, "Why're you in a bad mood? Hoseok fought with you again?", he asked. "No, it's because we're fucking and you had the nerve to call when we were getting at the good part", Taehyung hissed at Jin. "Aww I wish I had someone like Hoseok too", Jin said. "Shut up, he's mine. Besides, haven't you eaten all those men already? You're still not satisfied?", Taehyung asked. "Satisfied huh? I just remembered someone", Jin said. "Then why don't you settle with that one?", Taehyung asked, "Cause I think if you continue this, at the end of it all, you're the one who's gonna get hurt the most", Taehyung said, "Ah, Hoseok's back from the bathroom, gotta go", and then Taehyung ended the call.