Random Oneus/we Stuff 2

Crackpost Compilation

Inspired by stuffs I saw on insta. Probs like bunches of stuff you've seen already. Sorry it's not insanely og ;p.

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YJ: in your opinion what's the height of stupidity?
KH, turning to HW: how tall are you?
HW:
KH: pretty short I guess

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HW: the sun is bright today
GH, looking at SH: yeah it is :)

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KH: did it hurt?
SH, rolling his eyes: when I fell from heaven-
KH: when you fell from the vending machine?
SH: what-
KH, winking: cause you're a snack

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Oneus, to DJ: do that thing
DJ: what thing?
Oneus: that thing that makes us happy
DJ: oh!
DJ: :)

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GH: Hwanwoong, what are you doing?
HW: appreciating art
GH, leaning over: that's just a picture of youself

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HW: fuck me
HW: damn autocorrect, I meant fight me
YJ: you know this is a verbal conversation, right?

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DJ: nose
DJ: I typed that with my nose
KH: dick
DJ: I'm blocking you

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Me, holding up a picture of YJ: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN PLZ???
Stranger: no, sorry, is he missing?
Me: nope, he's fine, just wanted to show you how beautiful he is

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SH: when I was born, I was given the choice between being insanely cute or having good memory
GH: what'd you pick?
SH: I don't remember

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HW: >:(
HW, to KH: I hate the fact you're taller than me
KH: it has its advantages
HW: like what?
KH: when I hug you, you can listen to my heart beating solely for you
HW: :)
KH: :)