MiraNeel, FT crack.

#1 - Plan

Igneel's cell phone rang in his pocket.

He pulled the touch screen out, and looked at the screen. "Mirajane, huh?" He tapped the answer button, and held the device to his ear. "Hey, Mira."

"Hey Igneel, you know where Lisanna is?"

"Yeah, she over here with Natsu." He coughed. "As usual."

"Shall we launch the plan?"

"We shall, Mira. We shall."

-.-.-.-.

"Sup bro." Mira appeared at his window 20 minutes later. "Have you began the plan yet?"

"Without you, Mira? Not in my life." Igneel said, helping her threw the window. Mira put a hand to her heart, "That means so much, Igneel." "Yes, Yes. Did you bring the camera?"

The white haired girl pulled a silver camera from the bag she had slung over her shoulder. Igneel flashed his smile, giving her a thumbs up. "The plan shall succeed. AND, we'll have more photos for our shrines."

"There have never been more fabulous shippers."

"That is why we are the god and goddess, dear Mira. Now let's go."

-.-.-.-

Natsu and Lisanna were in the basement, and so, Igneel and Mira were standing at the door that led down to the finished basement. They could here the TV blaring, nearly completely drowning out Natsu and Lisanna's talking. "Alright Mira. Go over the plan once more."

"Dammit Igneel, I love you, but how could you forget such simple steps."

Igneel shrugged.

"I stand behind that hallway closet door, you call up Natsu and ask to get something from the closet, that isn't in there, then you go downstairs and ask Lisanna to go help Natsu, and then I trap their OTP-material butts in there and we force them to make out and shit."

"Oh yeah. Well, go to your spot, hun."

Mira rushed off to the closet, and as for Igneel, he went to the kitchen and pulled some random stuff out of the fridge. "Natsu!"

"What?!"

Surprising Natsu could even hear Igneel with the TV volume on MAKE ME DEAF HUUUUUUHUUUUUUUN level. "Can you get something from the hallway closet for me?!"

"Sure!" Igneel heard Natsu's feet pound against the floor as he ran up the stairs.

The salmon haired boy appeared in the kitchen a moment later. "What do you need me to get?"

"A frying pan."

"From the closet?"

"Yes."

"Dad."

"What?"

"You don't need a frying pan for... Orange juice?"

Igneel looked at the crap in his hands.

Just 3 gallons of orange juice. That's normal for Igneel and his orange juice obsession. He usually has about 20 in the house.

It's been a slow week.

"Just get me the frying pan."

Natsu shrugged and left the kitchen, heading in the direction of the closet.

Igneel smirked, seductively throwing the orange juice onto the floor behind him. It's all going as planned.

He walked out of the kitchen, and down to the basement. "Lisanna?"

She looked up at Igneel. "Yeah?"

"Will you go help Natsu look for something upstairs? He's in the closet in the hallway."

"Uh, sure? I guess so." Lisanna said, clearly confused, but still, she stood from the futon and started for the stairs.

A minute later, Mira's voice came from his walkie talkie. "Igneel, they are both in the closet."

He held his walkie talkie up to his mouth, and pressed the black button on the side. "Shut the door. Lock it. You have the key, yeah?"

"Sure do."

"I'll be right up."

-.-.-.

Igneel saw the closet door shut, and heard pounding from the other side. "They want out?"

Mira nodded.

Igneel moved up to the door, and yelled, "Stop pounding on the door, for Mavis's sake!" The pounding stopped. "Mira and I will let you out after you admit you love each other."

"EHHHHH?!" They said, anime style.

"You are THE otp. You MUST be canon." Mira commented.

"We MUST get out of this closet." Lisanna commented.

"No."

"Jeez I love you too Mira."

"THE ONLY LOVE CONFESSION WE NEED RIGHT NOW IS YOU AND NATSU, DANG IT!" Igneel yelled, wanting to rip his red hair out.

"Calm down, Igneel. They'll see it our way." Mira patted Igneel's back, smirking as she said the last part. "They better." Igneel brought a pint if orange juice from his pocket and chugged that crap.

"Dad, let us out. I don't want to deal with this crap."

Igneel's eye twitched. "Crap?"

"Crap?!"

"ALRIGHT MIRA, HOLD MY EARRINGS YO, IMA TAKE HIS BUTT DOWN."

He dropped his earrings into Mira's cupped hands. "I got yo earrings man!"