MiraNeel, FT crack.

#2 - Into the Pokèworld

"I have no clue how we got here but I have no regrets!" Igneel shouted, pumping a fist into the air.

"Same here!"

They both smirked, turned to face each other. "Rocketshipping?"

"Rocketshipping."

They said in unison.

-.-.-.

"Alright, we, MiraNeel, must first get Meowth away from Jessie and James, of course." Igneel stated, tapping a tree with a branch. "If they are currently after the twerps, we must change their route." Mira added. Igneel nodded, "but if we are lucky, they won't be chasing after them."

"Aw heck, let's YOLO it!." Mira yelled. "Yes!"

-.-.-.-

After five hours of searching, they finally found the TRio. Asleep. In the middle of a dang forest.

The last place they looked.

"Mira," Igneel whispered, "Got the net?"

She held up a net as proof, "Yeah. Then we just put him far far away, then it's rocketship time." Igneel and Mira highfived, then they inched towards the sleeping cat Pokemon, making sure they didn't make any noise.

Igneel leaned down, and picked up Meowth, careful not to wake him. Mira pulled open the net, and Igneel carefully put him into the net. Mira gave a nod, asking if they should go. Igneel nodded back.

-.-.-.-

"Meowth is long gone. He won't be interrupting anytime soon, Igneel." Mirajane whispered as she came back. Igneel had stayed, keeping an eye on the rocket agents. "Awesome, Mira. Now, about Jessie and James..." Igneel lowered his whisper and told his plan to Mira, making every word sharp and clear.

"Got it." Mira gave him a thumbs up. Then she paused, and added, "Wait, you stole someone's Pokemon?"

"Was I not supposed to?"

Silence.

"This is why I respect you, Igneel."

Igneel dropped a pokeball into Mira's hands. "I respect you just as much."

Igneel stood up, and the two walked over to Jessie and James. "WAKE THE FRICK UP!" They screamed in unison, seeing the two shoot their eyes open. James closed his eyes right after, "But Jessieeeee..."

"Do they sound like me, James."

"Maybe..?"

"Imbecile."

"Aww, you two are really cute together." Mira interuppted them, leaning between them. "What the frick." Jessie and James said together.

Igneel moved his head next to Mira's. "Very cute. Such a good couple, ey, Mira?" He moved his eyebrows up and down because he's fabulous.

Jessie jumped up from her sleeping bag, clearly ticked off at the two. "Who the heck are you?!"

"Igneel." Mira pointed at Igneel.

"Mira." Igneel pointed at Mira.

And together, they said, "And we know who you are."

Jessie kicked James, making him jump up too.

"How the heck do you know who we are, idiots?" Jessie questioned, raising her eyebrow. James was just trying not to fall asleep because he usually gets 5 more minutes.

"You're on a TV show guys." Igneel said matter-of-factly, pulling out a pint if orange juice.

"EHHHHH?!" They said, anime style. James was still falling asleep