MiraNeel, FT crack.

#4 - Interruption

Mira and Igneel we're outside, on a walk. They were talking about their second favorite subject:

Fashion and fabulous stuff.

"But dude Igneel, those earrings in that store were too fabulous like god dang."

"Why the frick didn't you get them for me, stupid girl."

"I ain't buying you crap, idiot."

Igneel snapped his finger in a Z rotation. "Um excuse me but who was the one who gave you a lifetime supply of Igneel Orange Juice."

"You. And now my basement is flooded in your orange juice bro."

"Oh."

-.-.-.

"Igneel, I found Lisanna's phone yesterday and oh my Mavis the Nali pictures EVERYWHERE oh my."

"Ohmygod did you print them?!" Igneel asked, having a fangasm. "Heck yeah, duh." Mirajane also flipped.

"We still need to canon that..."

"It will be a difficult task, but we are MIRANEEL. We can make anything canon girl." Mirajane patted his shoulder. "The lovely truth, my dear Mirajane."

-.-.-.-

And now, the two fabulous babes were at Igneel house. Because Igneel's house is more fabulous and has less Elfman and Lisanna and shiz.

They were walking to Igneel's room because that's where shrines and stuff are.

"Dude Igneel make any new figures?" Mira asked, as they were walking down the fine as heck hallway. "Yes."

"Oh my Mavis of what ship?"

"MiraNeel."

"Wait wha-"

Igneel grabbed her wrist, turning her around, leaning down to where they were face to face. "Clean out those nasty ears of yours and listen. I said MiraNeel, that's my number one OTP, Mira." Igneel pressed his lips against Mira's, grinning.

Smooth, Igneel.

Mira stood for a moment, silent. Then, she put her hands around his neck, pulling him closer to her. She kissed him back, her eyes closed. Igneel moved his face for a moment, "You see, Mira, I love you."

"I love you too, Igneel."

"Uh... Dad?" Another voice came in, followed by another, "Mira-nee..."

The two moved their heads to look towards the voices, their eyes going wide at the two standing there. Lisanna and Natsu stood at the other end of the hallway, staring at Igneel and Mira, Igneel and Mira staring back.

...

"Well shiz." Igneel and Mira said in unison, still holding each other like bosses because they are gods and you cant stop them.

"What...." Natsu began. "On earth..." Lisanna continued.

"Absolutely nothing. This is certainly clearly not Mirajane, it is her evil twin Nirajane. Case closed." Igneel snapped his fingers in a z rotation and he and Mira skipped away.