MiraNeel, FT crack.

#3 - Orange Juice

Mira sat in a restaurant, waiting for Igneel.

They were to discuss shippings.

OTPS.

Why the heck their OTPS wont fricken man up and make out.

Igneel was to bring his collection of OTP figures he made himself because he has no life besides shipping and orange juice.

Igneel finally came through the restaurant's door after 20 minutes of Mira just sitting there with an "are-you-fricken-kidding-me-Igneel" face. He slid into the seat across from Mira, "Sorry to keep you waiting girl. I couldn't find my GaLe figures for a moment."

"Oh my Mavis are they okay?!"

Igneel nodded, "I keep them in protective cases. We cant have anything happen to them."

"So you did bring them, right?"

He held up a white bag. "All of them."

Mira smiled, "Alright. I'm thinking we should make ElfGreen canon next..." Igneel nodded, opening the bag and pulling out a figure. ElfGreen, of course. He placed it between them, "I agree. The two are semi-canon already."

"Elfman needs to be a man and make out with her. Big sister knows best for him~." Mira pointed at herself with her thumb, speaking with logic of course. "Heck yes Mira." The two fist bumped.

Igneel pulled a gallon of orange juice from his bag, and started drinking it. "ShO wree dipngh ElgfHrYen netrx rigstyh? Igneel asked while drowning himself in orange juice.

Poor Igneel began choking.

Mira gave him her "are-you-fricken-kidding-me-Igneel" face. Again. She does that often.

"Dude I love you but you're an idiot."

Igneel recovered. "I'll take that as a compliment."

-.-.-.-

As they discussed their shipping, the waiter dude named Dick came up to take their order and crap. "Water you idiots doing?" He laughed at his suckish food pun.

"Shipping."

"Boats?"

Mira and Igneel's eyes twitched. "ALRIGHT MIRA, HOLD MY EARRINGS GIRL." He threw his awesome earrings in Mira's face. Mira gave him her "are-you-fricken-kidding-me-Igneel" face.

Igneel jumped onto the table and began aggressively doing the chicken dance towards Dick. "Dude. What." Dick questioned the dancing man.

Igneel proceeded. Mira jumped up and put a tiara on his head. She proceeded to bedazzle his shirt.

"Dude."

Aggressive chicken dance. Mira threw her bedazzler in Dick's face then proceeded to do the aggressive chicken dance with her babe Igneel. "I'm gonna call the cops." Dick started backing away. Igneel grabbed his orange juice and poured it on Dick.

Dick ran away crying, "MOMMYYYY THE AGGRESSIVE CHIckens ARE MEANY HEADS!"

-.-.-.-.-.

They were back to discussing shipping. "Hey Mira. Is MiraNeel canon or not?" Igneel wondered.

"Well, in the last chapter you kissed me." Mira said, breaking the fourth wall. "But in the last chapter I did not kiss you. So it's half and half."

"I see." Igneel started drinking more orange juice.

Mirajane leaned over the table like a boss and kissed Igneel.

His orange juice dramatically fell to the floor.

Mira pulled away from Igneel.

Silence.

"You made me spill my orange juice."

Mira gave him her "are-you-fricken-kidding-me-Igneel" face.

Igneel - 1

Mira - 0