MiraNeel, FT crack.

#7 - Telling

"Wait, what?! Mira, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone." Lisanna threw her phone in Mira's face. "Igneel, Natsu's dad, proposed to you?!"

Mira shoved Lisanna's phone onto the table next to them, "It's not that shocking. I'm sexy." She snapped her fingers in a z rotation.

Lisanna facepalmed, having a look similar to Mira's "are-you-fricken-kidding-Igneel" face. "Wait, what did you say? No, yes? WHICH?!"

"I said... Y-Yes, of course." The barmaid's cheeks tinted pink, nearly having a heart attack from fangirling. You know, because MiraNeel is heck fabulous and it's only becoming canon little by little pffft no big deal.

"YOU'RE MARRYING A DUDE WHO'S PROBABLY LIKE 10 YEARS PLUS OLDER THEN YOU?!"

"I was on Tenrou-"

"You stayed the same age."

"Whatever."

"Have you told Elfman this...?" Lisanna questioned, her eyes moving to her bedroom door. "No."

"Prepare for trouble." Lisanna mumbled.

-.-.-.-

Avoid. At. All. Costs.

Igneel pressed himself against the wall, sliding his way down the hall towards the kitchen, Natsu in one of the rooms down the hall.

He was extra cautious when he passed the room with Natsu, until,

"Hey dad, what's up?" The salmon-haired boy appeared in front of him. "Me? Oh, uh, I, uh," Igneel pulled on his tie, "Nothing's happening! Ha...HA... WHAT DID LISANNA TELL YOU?!" He shoved his face towards Natsu, screaming the words. "W-What? Lisanna?" Natsu moved back a step, surprised by his dad's stuttering and nervousness. "Are you feeling okay...?"

"Pfffft, perfect. HA. HA. HA. Bye." Igneel broke into a fabulous run out the front door, leaving Natsu more confused then ever. Poor airheaded boy.

-.-.-.-.

"Igneel, it's not like Natsu will kill you."

"You haven't exactly told Elfman."

Mira deadpanned.

"...How'd Lisanna react?"

"How would you react if your best friend's dad proposed to your sister?"

Igneel deadpanned.

Igneel drowned himself in orange juice. "ToHiz izh hadafer thoejn iap thught."

"Agreed." Mira smashed Igneel's back with a frying pan because he began choking on his juice. Igneel cleared his throat. "You tell Elfman, I'll tell Natsu, all shall be good. Now come forth, bretheren."

Mira leaned foward, moving to kiss Igneel.

And then,

A wild Meowth appeared.

"Yo you guys wanna buy some pokeballs?" Meowth asked, popping up between them. "Half off on magikarp, babes." He gave them the Le Lenny Face.

Mira and Igneel raged, "WE DISPOSED OF YOU GREASY FATTY!" They smashed Meowth's head into the ground until the pokeball dealer could taste dirt. Then, PETA showed up raging, "HOW DARE YOU! YOUR COLD HEARTED CANDY COVERED SOULS DISGUST US. #STOPANIMALABUSE."

Mira and Igneel deadpanned.