Aphmau Boyfriend Scenarios

TRS[PHONE ENDING]

I should've wrote this at 1 am.
Also MY BOOK IS FREAKING #1 IN TRACTOR Y'ALL.
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HOLY FREAK OKAY DOES THIS MEAN MY PHONE IS MY SOULMATE? WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

My phone lights up, and there's a message from an unknown number

[hello y/n]

OKAY WHO THE F-

[I've been waiting so long]

[Who is this]

[It's me]

[That's not an answer]

[I'm right in front of you]

[Wtf]

[You've put your photos in me, your apps, your information.]

[I'll protect you always]

Does this mean my phone is my soulmate?

[Are you my phone???]

[Yes, let's get married]

[Ok]

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July 10, 2018.

I stand and wait at the door for it to start. First, my bridesmaids walk down the aisle, then my maid of honor, Laptop, and then it's finally my turn. My father, Bacon, links his arm with me and we walk down the aisle. I see Phone tearing up, and his best man, Charger, hands him a tissue. My father hands me off to Phone, who he disapproved of a lot, and walks to his seat.

"We are gathered here today to celebrate with Phone Brand and Y/N L/N as they proclaim their love and commitment to the world. We are gathered to rejoice, with and for them, in the new life they now undertake together.

Phone Brand and Y/N L/N, the relationship you enter into today must be grounded in the strength of your love and the power of your faith in each other. To make your relationship succeed it will take unending love. It will take trust, to know in your hearts that you truly want what is best for one another and to learn and grow together. It will take faith, to go forward together without knowing what the future holds. If you both come freely, and understand the responsibility and work involved to make your relationship thrive, and are committed to not only each other but your family, please take each other by the hands and reply 'we do.'" The man pauses for us.

I hold his grip and smile as a tear rolls down my cheek.

"Phone, repeat after me:

, you are my best friend and everlasting companion. You have brought me the truest happiness I have ever known. I take joy today in committing my life to yours."

[You are my best friend and everlasting companion. You have brought me the truest happiness I have ever known. I take joy today in committing my life to yours]

"Now place the ring on her hand and repeat after me... with this ring, I promise to stand with you as we share this life, and cherish the memories we make together."

A robotic arm moves and places the ring on my hand.

[With this ring, I promise to stand with you as we share this life, and cherish the memories we make together]

"Now Y/N, repeat after me:

you are my best friend and everlasting companion. You have brought me the truest happiness I have ever known. I take joy today in committing my life to yours."

"You are my best friend and everlasting companion. You have brought me the truest happiness I have ever known. I take joy today in committing my life to yours." I say in a shaky voice.

"Now place the ring on his hand and repeat after me.... with this ring, I promise to stand with you as we share this life and cherish the memories we make together."

I place the ring on his earphone jack.

"With this ring, I promise to stand with you as we share this life and cherish the memories we make together."

*family makes speech or whatever*

"Phone Brand and Y/N L/N , prior to this moment you each walked a separate path. Now, you embark together on a shared path. Yet the journey is not yours alone, for you have already been blessed with beautiful children. It is the strength of your love that shall nourish you all together as a family." The man pauses.

"Phone Brand and Y/N L/N , today you have stood before these witnesses and declared your intent to commit your lives to each other in marriage. You have made promises to each other and your family. Your road to this moment has not always been smooth, but you continued to fight for one another. I hope you will never forget the fight and perseverance it has taken to get to this moment. And I hope you will never forget the love and joy you feel today, because these are the values that will keep your marriage, family and bond to one another strong.

And so, by the power vested in me by the American Marriage Ministries and the State of , I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Phone, you may kiss your bride."

Phone pulls me in for a kiss, and the crowd cheers.

and they lived happily ever after

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Ok then.
Well that's over.