ATTACK ON BT21! ✓

01, kth

When Kim Taehyung woke up early one morning and went to the kitchen to go make himself breakfast, what he was not expecting was an alien attempting to climb the kitchen counter.

Maybe calling Tata an alien is a bit rude, Taehyung thought.

Tata slipped and Taehyung, who developed fast reflexes from playing Overwatch with Jungkook, dove forward, and caught Tata at the last second.

Tata started yelling, startled by Taehyung.

"Let me go! I need to find the others! You'll never take me alive! Let go of me!"

"No, Tata! Tata, stop yelling! You'll wake the other members!" Taehyung hissed.

Tata stopped yelling, but looked at Taehyung with fear in his eyes.

Taehyung sighed. "Thanks. If you accidentally woke up Yoongi hyung... I'd be done for."

Taehyung looked at Tata, realizing that Tata wasn't even supposed to be real. He was a made-up character! Taehyung hoped this was a dream.

"This isn't real," Taehyung muttered. "Pinch me, kick me, or something, but this is not real."

Tata took it literally, and kicked Taehyung in his stomach.

"Ow! I didn't mean literally! Tata, w-what are you doing here? How are you real?"

Tata frowned. "I take offense to that. Of course I'm real! You made me, didn't you?"

"How do you know that I made— wait! You can talk! This is so cool! But weird, but cool!" Taehyung grinned.

Tata rolled his eyes. "Can you let me down? I'll tell you how I ended up here."

"Um, sure."

Taehyung set Tata down, half afraid he would run away, half surprised Tata was real.

"Why are you here, Tata? Is this the wrong universe or something?" Taehyung asked.

"You know Van, my ship? She crashed here. I've lost the others! Chimmy, Cooky, Shooky, Mang, RJ, and Koya! I can't find them! You have to help me, please!"

And, of course, Taehyung had said yes.

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I know bts all agreed that BT21 is gender neutral BUT!!!!!! i wrote this long before they decided that so all the characters are boys here (Van is the only girl)

since the chapters are really short, i'll be updating this every second day!

i didn't put much effort into this, so it's really just lazy writing that i did for fun