GAH I've been wandering around for god knows how long... Its too hot to think. So I take of all my clothes and am left in my sexy spongbob squarepants underwear. Humming to LMFAO I'm sexy and I know it a do a sexy butt jiggle. HEHE my bum's shadow is jiggling with it. I do a rolly-poly as my final move and TA-DA!!! THAT. WAS. THE. BEST. DANCE. EVER!!!
I pick up my backpack and start to wander. Now I'm starting to get thirsty thanks to the stupid sun!!! I raise my fist at it- HEY! its rude to call things it, so I will have to name the sun. MWAHAHAHAHA I know what to call it! Chicken!!! And if the sun wants a girlfriend then he will have to introduce himself as chicken. Yes that will teach him to make me thirsty. Oh no I'm still thirsty. I reach into my backpack and take small... Okay big gulp from it. Now maybe it is time for some food. I look into the recipe book I took from the library I took out some Italian Ice cream. Onomnomnom.
And that is how the strange kid named Bob lived for years until some leprechaun settlers found him, all sun burnt and fat because of the Italian food he has consumed.
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The First Redemption Games (1-5) & The Writer Games | 6 - 7
ActionThe First Redemption Games (1-5): last updated October 5 2012 The 6th Writer Games: last updated October 8 2012 The 7th Writer Games: last updated October 8 2012 Reuploaded with permission by AEKersey 2019
