Today was shit. It's always shit. Like Deku. The world is shit and and so is this goddamn shit school full of shitty people with shitty powers and everything is sh-
"Deku!" stupid goddamn Deku Lover Gravity Girl stole my thing. I am the one who calls that damn nerd Deku. Crap, next she might start calling me Kacchan too... oh god!
"Midoriya!" why does everybody call people by their surnames again? Well... Frog Girl doesn't... Anyway, why were they all saying Deku's name anyway? Oh, yeah. The nerd broke another bone and everybody has to go and see how he is as though he's some sort of Saint.
Huh... saint Midoriya... I wouldn't be surprised if people started worshiping him on the spot right now if I said he was a saint out loud. Heh, that would be kinda funny. I wonder how Mister Aizawa would react if he came inand everybody was bowing down to the stupid nerd.
"Saint Midoriya," I mutter loud enough for the Pink Acid Idiot to hear me. Her eyes seemed to glow with excitement and so I took a step back. This was going to be quite interesting.
"Hey, guys!" the Pink Acid Idiot called out, getting the attention of all those surrounding the stupid broccoli. "Bakugo thinks Midoriya is a Saint! He muttered, Saint Midoriya! I think he wants us to worship him!"
"Awwwwww" cooed the idiot girls.
"SHUT UP YOU DAMN IDIOTS!!!" I yelled.
Honestly, why don't people get that I hate it when I'm spoken too? They are all so beneath me!!!! I am so cool with my coll sweaty quirk and my cool spiky hair and my cool red eyes and my cool anger issues and-
"I kinda like that... Saint Midoriya..." Shitty Hair, always the voice of reason. He was the only one there that was even the tiniest little bit sane. I mean, he sort of got me but then he was also an idiot because he actually speaks to me as if we're equals. Eww, socializing!
"We could make a religion out of this," Icy Hot joked.
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wAIT WHAT!!!???
"WHAT THE HELL ICY HOT DID YOU JUST MAKE A JOKE???!!! I'M NOT JOKING YOU DAMN-" Shitty Hair, the damn boulder put his hand in front of my mouth!!! How dare he??? I am far superior to him with my cool sweaty quirk and my cool spiky hair and my cool red eyes and my cool anger issues and-
"All hail Saint Midoriya!" Pikachu said in a loud booming voice.
"Ooh, what shall we call it?" Deku Loving Gravity Girl asked excitedly while Rocket Legs did those damn hand motions.
"I'm tired of being Christian," somebody said. There were so many people talking that I couldn't actually hear who said it! I mean, ewww they were talking normally to actual other people?? Without yelling at them?? Damn idiots.
"I AM HERE, And Have An Idia!" a voice boomed while All Might opened the door, slamming it onto Deku who had been standing behind it. He was trying to escape but All Might was way too strong. WOO!! GO ALL MIGHT!! CRUSH THAT STUPID GREEN COCONUT!!!
"Why Don't We Call It Midorian?" he suggested. "Anybody Else Got Any Suggestions?"
"I like Midorian." Dangly Ears agreed.
"All Those In Favour, Say Aye." there was a round of aye's and even I reluctantly said it. BUT I looked at the floor! I mean, directly looking at people while talking normally to them? Ewww! Who does that? Don't worry, at least I am sane.
DON'T EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO REBUILD THAT WALL!!!! Just because a Titan could come through it and eat your mom, it does not mean that all walls must be rebuilt! You just flee to another wall and then leave the walls to kill creatures!! Duh. Anime logic.
"Are any of you going to ask me whether I'm okay with this?" Deku asked but I seemed to be the only one who heard him because Mister Aizawa walked in at that moment.
Obviously not, Deku. Not all of us are idiotic damn nerds like you. Jeez.
author's notes: Hi! This is my first posted fanfiction so I hope you people like it! If you would like to join the Midorian religion, all you have to do is comment 'aye' when All Might tells you to in this chapter! For the people who helped create this religion with me, thank you very much and this weird peice of crap wouldn't have been created without you! Anyway... if people have any ideas that I can use in the story then please let me know coz I have litteral 0 ideas. Lol.
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Saint Midoriya (Discontinued)
Fanfiction"Saint Midoriya" I muttered just loud enough for Pink Acid Idiot to hear me. ... "We could make a religion out of this" Icy Hot joked ... This is my religion. It's called being a Midorian. You may join it if you want, but this is the mha/bnha charac...
