Saint Midoriya (Discontinued)

Wait, Did Deku Just Cuss?

Mr Aizawa POV

Everybody was talking and chattering about Midoriya. Some were shipping him with others students in the class, some were trying to come up with more religious teachings and beliefs and some where just chatting about him in general.

Midoriya did not seem too happy about this.

He was sitting with his arms crossed, a scowl painted on his face. Iida was too ill to attend school today so he was the only one who seemed to have noticed me.

I think Todoroki may have seen me as well because he was being silent and sitting at his desk but his eyes were facing the window and he was apparently gazing at a rainbow outside.

It was rather amusing whatching Midoriya's face go from mildly irritated, annoyed, very annoyed and finally, I'm fucking pissed.

Though, it wasn't as if the young boy was actually capable of swearing. I wasn't even sure that they were in his vocabulary.

Notice the use of the word 'wasn't'.

It seemed to me that the boy finally snapped when somebody squealed, "Oh, I totally ship Midoriya with Bakugo!"

He looked beyond pissed. His eye started twitching and his hands curled into tight fists.

"Everybody just shut the fuck up!" Midoriya yelled.

The class was silent.

Slowly, one by one, heads started turning in his direction.

He kept the scowl on his face and once the attention of everybody in the room was on him, he continued.

"I hate this stupid religion!" he declared. "Not one of you asked me if I wanted this! Kacchan, you fucking shit head, why would you even make this religion in the first place? And why would any of you idiots actually follow it? First, you only did it for lack of having anything else to do, it's not like I'm actually special or anything or you actually have faith in me and believe in me. Hell, my own bitch of a mother doesn't! Before coming to this school I was told to commit suicide by a childhood friend of mine," he glared visciously at Bakugo. "And I gave it quite a lot of consideration. Yes, I fucking wanted to jump off the roof one time! I practically lived up there. Did anybody know? No. Did anybody give two shits? No! Proof that nobody used to give a damn about me. And it's not like by having this religion you are achieving anything! It's just 'ooh lets talk about how All Might is secretlyhis dad!' and 'holy deku, that was fun!'. It's so idiotic and stupid it's actually hilarious. And to top it off, this all started from a shitty attempt at an insult. Now, shut your fucking mouths and look forward, Mr Aizawa wants to start the lesson."

I decided to ignore the fact that he had cussed numerous times due to my own scock (I didn't show it) and began the lesson as though nothing had happened. Holy Deku, I hated children, but the were very interesting.

author's note: HAAAYYY!!!!! Yeah, I'm really crap at updating but you can't blame me! I am watching Assassination Classroom for the first time and so I never have any time to write these chapters and update!  I hope people enjoyed this chapter because I sure as hell enjoyed writing it! I was actually in the shower when I came up with this idea.

Is it just me, or do the best story and/or fanfiction ideas come to you when in the shower?

No? Yes? Maybe? Eh. Anyway, please comment ideas for future chapters and be sure to joing the religion of Midoriyan!

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