Saint Midoriya (Discontinued)

Daily Dose Of Gay

I woke up this morning and looked out of my window. The first thing I saw was a rainbow. Today was going to be a good day.

I stumbled out of bed and I stumbled to the kitchen, I was about to pour myself a cup of strawberry milk when my father walked in. He says only girls and gay people drink strawberry milk. Which is why it has become one of my favourate drinks. I just can't drink it around him.

He looks at me and I look at him and he looks at me and I look at him.

"Good morning," I say, pretending he didn't just catch me about to get strawberry milk.

"Is it, now?" he muttered and stomps out of the room.

He must have seen the rainbow too.

You see, in my house, a rainbow can mean different things depending on who you ask. My sister would say it was just a day filled with happiness, I would say it's a day filled with gay and my dad would say it was a day filled with gay. See, I'm the gay one. He's the homophobe.

I say gay is gaaaay and he says homosexuality is a sin.

I mean, I think gaaaay is a better description of people like me.

Also, whenever anybody says gaaaaay, they sound pretty gay.

That's the beauty of it really.

It's also my birthday. None of my family remembered. Again. Except my mother. She send an envalope with some money in it. At least, I'm assuming it's from her. It had her handwriting on the front but there was no card or anything

I decided to go shopping. Today was a good day. The rainbow told me so. Also, not many people seemed to realise how gay I was. I mean, I thought it was pretty obvious. Clearly, none of my classmates have watched legally blonde.

So, humming Gay or European, I set off to town. I didn't feel like going to school today. People wouldn't really question it.

I was just walking down the street with a black hoodie on, the hood covering my face when I saw the most fabulous jumper. It was white and had a rainbow going around the middle of it. I had to have it. I needed it in my life.

So I bought it and wore it out of the shop.

I didn't even care that a few old people were looking at me and wrinkling their noses. It was a good day. I felt gay, I looked gay, I probably even smelled gay.

People walking around me could probably sense the gay on me.

I blew a strand of hair out of my eyes. Damn. My hair was getting quite long. I wasn't sure whether to cut it or not. I mean, nobody has ever commented on my hair so I've never known whether I look better with slightly longer hair or not.

I heard a group of girls start gushing after I walked past them, "All of the hot guys are either taken or gay".

Well, I guess the hair is staying as it is.

It's a shame, really. How many straight couples you see walking around. A girl and a boy holding hands, a family with a mum and dad, little girls talking about meeting a prince when they are older. It's not like I'm hetrophobic or anything, god no. It's just that I feel like there isn't enough gay in the world.

I don't understand what's wrong with liking someone of the same gender. So what? I couldn't help make gay little babies. I could adopt if I wanted kids when I'm older. It shouldn't be considered abnormal to be gay.

I mean, I'm just so fabulous that I bet I make girls wish they could be guys to be as gay as me.

Then, it started raining. The sun dissappeared. There was not going to be another rainbow today. Right, this could mean two things. Either a cute gay guy is being raped, or I was gonna be the cute gay guy to get raped.

So I got the fuck outta there and ran back home. I had to climb up through my bedroom window because I'd be killed if my father found out I wasn't at school. I got into my uniform (putting my gay jumper over to keep me warm), scrambled back out of the window, ran to school, located my classroom, calmed myself down before entering and knocked on the door.

I heard Aizawa Sensei say, "come in," with a slightly strained voice, almost as if he was trying not to cry, and immediately got worried. Had something happened? Since when did Aizawa sound like he was about to cry?

I opened the door and froze at the sight before me.

"Well, fuck me sideways," I muttered.

a.n. yo! I know it's been forever since I posted but I originally wrote a chapter and I was sure that I posted it. I checked and it turns out that not only did I not post it, but it had been completely deleted. I'm not sure how it happened but the important thing is that I finally got this out. I saw the picture of todoroki looking gay in a fabulous jumper and decided to write some gay shit for the chapter. I really hope you enjoyed and I'll try my best to post another chapter soon. Please, please, PLEASE can you guys give me some ideas for this story. I want to know what types of stories you guys would like me to write and what things will make you laugh in this story. Thank you for waiting for this!

I AM (no longer) HERE!