Saint Midoriya (Discontinued)

The Midorian 3 Hour Anniversary

Iida POV

What on earth was going on? All Might had been encouraging my fellow students to be out of their seats!! I made some hand motions to prove the point to myself. Perhaps it was a lesson he was trying to teach us? Like... you should make your own choices and should do the right thing even if your teacher is not?

Yes, that must be it! A teacher would never do something like that without reason. As class rep I would simply have to make sure that everybody knew that was what he had been trying to tell us.

Though, they were all having fun celebrating the 3 hour anniversary of the creation of our class religion. I had been given the job of trying to make people join the noble group! Midoriya didn't look to happy about all of this happening but since everybody else was happy, I am sure that he will be fine. After all, Midoriya is always happy when he is not crying.

To prove this point I made some more hand motions.

"Excuse me, sir" I said to a male human being who looked just a little bit older than I. No... I should not assume their gender or species. That would be far too bold and rude of me. I humbly appologise. "Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Izuku Midoriya?"

I made some more hand motions to show that I was deadly serious. For some reason most people have eather been worried, scared, confused or thought I was joking. Some people really are ignorant to the art of creating a religion such as this one! I could think of no other person fit for us all to worship.

"Who?" the person asked, scratching his head before recognition sparked in his eyes. "Ahh, the broccoli who won the first round of the sports festival, ya? Uhh... well, I was kinda busy at the moment but I'm sure I could spare some time to say what I think of him."

Hoorah! I finally found somebody who apreciates Midoriya!

"I think he should learn how to control his quirk more." the specemin said forcefully and harshly. "He wants to be a hero, ya? Well if he breaks his goddamn arms every time he throws a punch then what villains is he going to kill, ya know? He also should comb his hair better. It's all over the place! Plus, it makes him look identicle to broccoli and I don't think many girls are gonna fall for that! Unless he's gay but gay people are disgusting. Guys aren't meant to be with guys and girls aren't meant to be with girls! Otherwise they'd be able to have kids with each other, ya? And since they can't I thi-"

I bopped him on the head with a powerful hand motion.

"Never underestimate the power of fanfiction logic!" I instructed. "You're obviously not on Wattpad. Do you know how many mpreg fanfictions are out there? I once read this one where Light Yagami got pregnant. It was rather disturbing to say the least. And to top it off, Misa Amane thought it was her child! Honestly! Anyway, I do not wish to continue talking to you, homophobe. I will have you know that-"

He punched me in the face.

"That was incredibly rude!" I made some more hand motions to show that I meant what I was saying and was not just joking around.

For some reason he didn't seem to understand me because he then walked off without apologising! My brother wouldn't have liked it if I had done that to him! It is disgraceful and horrid to do such a despicible thing!

I gave up on him and decided to see if Midoriya was still alive from all of the partying. It was almost 4 hours since the religion started and it would soon be somebody else's turn to try and get people to join the religion. I must apologise deeply for failing my mission and do some hand motions to prove how truly sorry I am.

author's note: this idea popped in my head and I just couldn't resist giving this a go. I know that this is absalutely rubbish and one day I will cringe at the thought of it but at the moment I am enjoying writing it. Pls let me know whether other people are too :). Also, remember to join the religion! If you didn't in the last chapter then just comment 'yes I do' on the part where Iida asks whether the guy has time to talk about Izuku Midoriya. If you want, you can talk about what you think of him but eh I dont really care either way.

BYE!!!! I AM NO LONGER HERE!!