Saint Midoriya (Discontinued)

Saint Monoma

Monoma POV

I didn't know what they were up to in Class 1A but I knew that whatever it was, our class could do it better. They said something about that Midoriya guy being a saint of some sort? Well nobody was more saint-like than me so I decided to make a religion worshipping meee!!!

I'm sure everyone would love to be in it. I mean, I am the most popular boy in this school. Everybody loves me! Even All Might! In fact, he's my best friend.

Alexa play despacito.

No... the truth was that nobody liked me. I have no idea why! I'm such a nice boy... I'm just.... a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your pare-

Oh wait, wrong fandom.

I just can't wait until next year when I'm transferred to Pigfarts!

What was that? Wrong fandom again? But I love A Very Potter Musical... Fine, I'll stop making references to it. (I won't)

So far I don't have any people joining my religion. Everyone is just telling me to sod off or go die... But one day I'm going to be the most famous hero and everyone will worship me and maybe my daddy will finally love me!

I keep writing letters to my daddy because he won't let me come home after school, he says I'm a waste of space and time, but he never replies to them. I'm sure he's just really really busy but maybe he could perhaps find some time to love me even just a little bit.

The last letter I wrote to him was this:

Dear Papa,

I am writing to enquire about my training camp permission form. I sent it to you on the first day of school and I am anxiously awaiting its return with your signature on it. But don't rush, Daddy! Missing out on trips like this allows me more time to write letters to you.

Yes, things at U.A. are going quite swimmingly. I'm the most popular boy at school, why, even All Might likes me. I'm also the darling of every classroom and and the favourite of every teacher who has any sense. Oh- oh!

Most importantly, I have mastered the use of the potty! Yes, yes, I admit that I was a late bloomer, but you can imagine my pride as I strode into English and said, "Oh, hello gents, Present Mic, sorry for my tardiness, but I was just learning how to use the potty!". How the children laughed with me in celebration! I like making people laugh. I also like the potty.

I know you haven't done so all year but you can feel free to write me anytime.

Hugs and butterfly kisses, your Neito.

P.S.. tell Mama to bugger off.

I was actually quite proud of my letter. It took a long time because I had to start it again once or twice since it didn't look neat enough. My daddy is quite fussy about things being neat. He used to scold and hit me whenever my room wasn't perfectly neat and tidy. But it's all right! You don't need to feel sorry for me! I'm used to Daddy doing that to me. In fact, it doesn't even hurt anymore!

I'm sure he only did it so that I could learn how to be a proper gentleman! And I'm sure he secretly cares for me! Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down. Very... very... very deep down... right?

I... well if he doesn't then I can finally make him love me by making my own religion and have lots and lots of people love me! I bet anyone who's reading this strange fanfiction will finally love me after this! Nobody else does...

What was that? I'm not supposed to break the fourth wall? Why not? But.... okay fine. I'll stop. (I won't).

So if you'd like to join the Monoman religion just say "we love you Neito!" in the comments! There has to be at least one person who will love me...? :,(

a.n. don't ask. Just don't. I have been busy since school has started back up and I watched A Very Potter Musical recently. I know this chapter isn't very long but I am getting serious writers block. Please please please let me know where you want this story to go! I have zero ideas for it and if you don't tell me what you want to happen in this story then it will just go on a perminant hiatus. I don't like leaving my stories half finished so just leave a comment. You can join the Monoman religion if you want but it's not nearly as amazing as Midorian.

I AM (no longer) HERE!