Mineta POV
Our religious stuff and teachings and yeah:
"Do you even know how to write properly?" Mina asked, apparently not impressed.
"Shut up!" I whined while looking at her really big b-
"Let me write it," Kaminari said, grabbing the pen from my grasp and beginning to write.
We believe in Midoriya. He is our god, lord and savior. Even though he breaks his bones every time he uses his quirk, we think he's really super powerful and cool!
"Ooh! Can I make a belief?" Kirishima asked excitedly.
We cry every time we are happy, sad, excited, scared, depressed and feel any emotion whatsoever.
"That's a good one!" Ururaka giggled. I took the time to stare at her b-
"May I write one?" Todoroki asked after a very short pause.
We all seemed pretty shocked that he actually wanted him to do this but we pretended we weren't. We didn't want to offend him or anything. By that I mean the girls would probably hate me if I made him mad because they all seemed to fangirl over him. Then they wouldn't go out with me and stuff.
We believe that Izuku Midoriya is the secret love child of-
"Secret love child?" a bunch of questions were asked and I couldn't tell who was saying what anymore. "I thought he didn't live with his dad" "yeah, he had a picture of his dad in his house didn't he?" "when did you go to his house?" "Whoever he's a secret love child of, they'd better-"
All Might.
There was silence in the room as people began proccessing what Todoroki had written. One by one they all seemed to realse how this would work and started gaining identicle grins and smirks. I, however, had absolutely no idea why anybody would think that. I mean Midoriya's mum wasn't even hot so why would All Might f-
"You're right...." Sero said slowly. "I mean, he's always favoring him and giving him extra lessons."
"He asked to eat lunch with Midoriya one time," Iida offered after being silent while people wrote beliefs, rules and teachings. Jeez, I didn't even know he was there!
"Wait!" I yelled over the growing chatter. Everybody looked at me, eyebrows raised as they seemed to think that I never had anything useful to say. "When people say 'Jeez', 'Jesus Christ', 'God all mighty' and 'Oh Lord' they are talking about Christian stuff, right? So we need things to say instead of them!"
24 hours, 37 minutes, 43 seconds, 256 text messages, 1 sleepless night and 2 Netflix bingewatches later...
Ok, we finally have our list of things to say.
1. Oh, my Deku! (OMD)
2. Deku All Might-y
3. Izuku Christ!
Well it was a work in progress. At least we had three! Event though they were really crap...
author's note: PLEASE HELP ME COME UP WITH PHRASE-Y THINGIES!!! COMMENTS ON WATTPAD STORIES ARE NORMALLY SO INSPIRING! If you put one in the comments which I like then I will be sure to use it in my really crazy fanfiction. I don't even know what I was thinking when I decided to write it but it was the best way I could think of to get the religion of Midorian out there! Thanks XD
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Saint Midoriya (Discontinued)
Fanfiction"Saint Midoriya" I muttered just loud enough for Pink Acid Idiot to hear me. ... "We could make a religion out of this" Icy Hot joked ... This is my religion. It's called being a Midorian. You may join it if you want, but this is the mha/bnha charac...
