Guns and Roses

Chapter 2

"Cathy, it was so humiliating! Gosh, I thought I'd die of embarrassment! It was all because of that monkey-faced street dog! I tell you Cathy, stay away from Kevin Matthews. That boy is trouble!", I complained hysterically.

"But 'Fifty shades...' is a bestseller."

"It doesn't matter! It is a porn book, and I was carrying it! Maybe the librarian thinks I'm a pervert!"

"It's your fault that you suddenly turned blind while picking the book.", Cathy said dryly.

"It's because of that Kevin!"

"What did Kevin actually do?"

"He's - he's haughty! And a complete asshole! And he's arrogant and proud! And Cathy, he's so gorgeous! And he's so attractive! And - and he's so mysterious and anti social! He intrugues me! Oh god, nothing is more magnetic than a mysterious, bad, sexy guy!"

Cathy rolled her eyes.

"You know what Cathy?"

"What?"

"I'm going to sing a song and dedicate to Kevin in Youtube", I decided.

"Good luck", Cathy said and walked away, muttering something about a frog croaking in the rain.

Home -

I adjusted the video recorder one last time, cleared my throat, switched on the device and said, "Hi guys! Leo's back to rock your world with his uh-mazing voice! This song is dedicated to my crush, Kevin Matthews, and I hope you guys will like it."

The music started and I began to sing along : (call me maybe by Carly rae jepson)

"I threw my fish in the whale

Don't ask me I will never tail

I look to you as I fail

And now you're in my way

I trade my sole for a wish

Penis and diamonds for kiss

I wasn't looking for this

But now you're in my way

your stair was holding

Ripped jeans skin was showing

Hot light wind was blowing

Where you think you are going baby?

Hey I just met you

And you are crazy

But here is my number

So call me maybe

And all the other boys

Try to chase me

But here is my number

1-4-6-4-8-8-5-3!"

"At least get the lyrics right!", my mom shouted from downstairs. Wait, the lyrics are wrong? Nah! What did my mom know about this song? As if she ever listened to pop songs! I just put my number at the last, nothing more!

Soon, my cell phone vibrated, signalling the arrival of a message. Well, messages. Eight messages. Wait, twelve messages. No, eighteen messages. All from different unknown numbers.

My heart began beating wildly. Was it Kevin? Did he get my number? Did he watch the video?

But when I opened my mobile, it was all from haters.

You sound like a dying whale.

Omg, my ear hurts!

Stop singing! You are terrible!

You voice is ugly like you!

Fag! Homo! Go to hell and sing there!

You sound like a frog! Stop posting such awful videos!

These exact sentences were also present in the comment section of my video.

Maybe announcing my number was not such a great idea.

Stay tuned! :)