Hey, Cohen (COMPLETED)

#HeyCohen29

08-02

Cohen:

I'm gonna tell you something but you have to promise not to tell anyone

Austin:

Okay but why me?

Cohen:

Basta

Austin:

Fine I promise. What is it?

Cohen:

I think I like someone

I'm not sure

How do you know for sure?

Austin:

I think you'll just know

What happened? You sound off

Cohen:

There's this girl

Austin:

Named Sari

Go on

Cohen:

You swear not to tell anyone

Austin:

Yeah I swear

Cohen:

I think I like her? I don't know. She's so fun to talk to but it's just... just that

She keeps on telling me that she likes me, but I feel like she just likes the idea of me

Do you understand?

Austin:

Kinda

But what brought you to that conclusion?

Cohen:

She's 17

Austin:

And since when did age become a basis for maturity? Best example would be Psalm

Cohen:

Right

But I feel like she's just fascinated with the idea of having me as a boyfriend? I don't know. I'm confused by everything right now

And she went out on a date with someone 

And that made me feel pissed

Different kind of pissed

Does this mean I like her?

Austin:

Obviously

Cohen:

What do I do?

Austin:

Fly to Canada?

Cohen:

That's extreme

Austin:

Add her on facebook? I mean that's originally what she wanted, right?

Cohen:

She still hasn't reactivated her facebook

Austin:

Hmm

What's the name of the guy? Let's see the competition

Cohen:

I don't know the complete name. I just know it's Drew

Member of lacrosse and son of the Mayor apparently

Austin:

You sound really insecure

Not a good look on you

Cohen:

I know

I'm confused

But she's just 17 this feels illegal

Austin:

Well yeah... never let Psalm know he'll never let you hear the end of it

Cohen:

I should just do nothing, right?

Austin:

Wait I found him

Cohen:

You did? How?

Austin:

Addie

She sent me a picture you wanna see?

Cohen:

No thanks

Austin:

I think you should stop messaging me and start messaging her 

He looks like someone from a Hollywood movie and I wish I am kidding

Cohen:

Seriously?

Austin:

Yes

Even Addie thinks so

Cohen:

Fine