Hey, Cohen (COMPLETED)

#HeyCohen69

09-10

Cohen:

I need to go to Canada

Austin:

Okay fine but why is that always your solution?

Cohen:

She posted a picture of the hollywood dude

Austin:

She's making you jealous

Cohen:

And it's effective

I'm booking a ticket right now

Austin:

You know? Doesn't matter what I say I know you're already decided

Cohen:

Fine what should I do?

Austin:

You won't listen anyway you'll just waste my energy

Cohen:

If it's logical... I promise to take your advice under consideration

Austin:

Fine

Here it goes

You're in the Philippines. She's in Canada. I don't know if you plan to go there or if she plans to go here. Either way, there's a distance for the foreseeable future. If your solution every time she's mad is to go all the way to Canada, how would you two last? 

And need I remind you that you have classes to attend

Again, go if you wanna go

Cohen:

So... I shouldn't go?

Austin:

Talk to her

Cohen:

If she still doesn't reply?

Austin:

Then wait for her to grow the fuck