Hey, Cohen (COMPLETED)

#HeyCohen23

07-30

Telegram

Sari:

Wrestling tayo?

Cohen:

Haha what?

Sari:

Hobby mo raw :<

Cohen:

Seriously, who do you ask about me and why do they tell you weirdly specific details like that?

Sari:

I shall not divulge my informer's identity hmp

Wrestling na lang tayo oh

Cohen:

Haha I don't wrestle with girls

Sari:

Grabe??? Sexist!!!

Cohen:

Not at all 

It's just that you're 5'4

Sari:

and half!!! Don't forget the half inch!!!

At saka binasa mo naman pala message ko dati pakipot pa to hmp

Cohen:

You flooded me

Fine 5'4 1/2 but still I'm a foot taller than you

Sari:

ANONG HEIGHT MO

Cohen:

6'5 1/2

I thought you did your research 

Sari:

#feeler

Cohen:

You didn't deny it though

Sari:

So? Kilig ka?

CHAROT WAG MO AKO ISEENZONE HUHU DI NA KITA TUTUKSUHIN

MAGWRESTLING NA LANG TAYO WALANG MALISYA

Cohen:

conversationstartersworld.com/250-conversation-starters

Sari:

Hahahahahahaha did you really just send me a link of convo starters?

Cohen:

Yeah

Because you obviously don't know how to start a normal conversation

Sari:

#judgmental

Cohen:

Well I don't ask people I barely know to wrestle with me

Sari:

Ouch sa barely know??? May pag-atake???

Kaya nga minemessage kita para maging friends tayo hmp

Sige gamitin ko yung sinend mo sayang effort e

What's the last funny video you saw?

Cohen:

I can't remember

I can't watch videos I don't have facebook anymore 

You got it suspended

Sari:

WOW

I TOT WE'RE OVER THAT

Cohen:

I know... but you asked me about it

Sari:

Hirap naman kausap ni ser

Hmp next question

What do you do to get rid of stress?

Ay parang bastos next question na muna

Cohen:

Hahahaha how is it bastos?

Sari:

#conyo 

#waw

Cohen:

I am being #judged

Sari:

Huhu ser wag kang gumamit ng hashtag nafo-fall ako

Wag mo ko seenzone huhu move on ulit ako

Friends na tayo ha huhu

Wait huhu nandito na si boss I need to work work work 

Sagutan mo yung link na binigay mo tapos pasend sakin ng answer

Thanks thanks