Hey, Cohen (COMPLETED)

#HeyCohen145

04-01

Telegram

Sari:

Buntis ako ikaw ang ama

Cohen:

I demand DNA test.

Sari:

Walangya ka wala ka bang tiwala sa akin???

Cohen:

Hey you promised me you'd send me the grocery list.

And ps, you just kissed me. You can't get pregnant from that.

And seriously, do I need to prepare to read messages like this from you?

Sari:

Amp ang korni naman nito di na lang sumakay sa role playing ko

Okie susulat ko lang tapos send ko sayo maggrocery ka na ba?

Cohen:

Yup. Mom's asking me to send her pictures of my fridge.

Sari:

Yieee baby boi talaga ng GDL

Cohen:

Baby boy no more. I'm living alone.

Sari:

Kakaproud naman siya oh :>

Parang awa mo na wag ka ng kumain ng microwavable. Di ka naman maghihirap kain ka muna ng tunay na pagkain

Cohen:

Bread?

Sari:

Fooood

Cohen:

I don't know how to cook.

Sari:

Sabi kasi sayo maghintay ka kahapon e di sana pinadalhan ka ni mama ng mga totoong pagkain??? Wawa naman si Cohen walang pagkain

Cohen:

Haha sorry. I can't skip work. Hope Tita didn't take offence that I left abruptly.

Sari:

Babalik ka raw dito marami daw siyang tanong humanda ka!!! Lalo na kay Tita!!!! Hahahaha tinatanong nga sa akin kung ano raw skin care routine mo e wahaha

Wait tanungin ko lang si mama kung ano madaling lutuin. Jan ka lang

Cohen:

Okay :-)

Sari:

Hihi labyu

Cohen:

I love you, too :-)