Hey, Cohen (COMPLETED)

#HeyCohen127

01-17

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Cohen:

That... was one of the weirdest dinners I'd had. 

And I'd had few. 

Sari:

Hahahaha sorry na

Cohen:

At one point, I thought Haley's going to break your neck.

Sari:

Kung wala ka run, malamang hinagis na ako ni Haley wahahahaha worth it tho

Konting tukso pa, maglalayag na ang ship ko

Cohen:

And I thought you were busy with school...

Sari:

Judger naman ni ser??? Bawal magka hobby???

Cohen:

And your hobby is annoying Haley to death?

Sari:

Alam mo magsupport ka na lang sakin. Kapag naging magjowa si Haley at Drew, e di di ka na magseselos??? Lamoyun??? Tipid!!! Since expensive ka magselos ser

Cohen:

You really like claiming that I'm jealous.

 Sari:

Excuse moi??? Totoo kasi??? Sinong matinong tao ang pupunta dito sa Canada para lang icheck ako???? Ganda ko lang talaga??? Haba ng hair from Manila to Alberta???

Cohen:

Lol

Sari:

Pakibalik nga si Cohen na hindi epal at puro haha lang sagot

Cohen:

Why? Because you wanna hahave me?

Sari:

Harhar

Cohen:

Lol did you tell your mom about the UBC trip?

Sari:

Di pa :(((( di nga niya alam na tutuloy ako sa pag aapply e

Naka-apply kaya ako sa SCA!!! Malay mo schoolmates na tayo next year cheret

Cohen:

Want me to talk to her? I mean, it's not much, but I can explain that UBC's a really big deal. 

Sari:

Huhu wag na... Saka na siguro IF papasa ako.

Cohen:

You'll pass. Haley tells me you're really doing your best.

Sari:

Change topic na nga ser haha ayoko maexcite e di naman sure na makakapasok ako dun

Nasabi mo na ba sa family mo na nandito ka??? Mamaya nag aalala na sila

Cohen:

I'm sure they know.

Sari:

Message mo na kahit si Kuya Austin lang

Cohen:

They already know, I promise. They keep track of us. Don't worry about it.

Sari:

Sige na? Ples? 

Cohen:

You really won't give this up, will you?

Sari:

Hindi hahahaha alam mo naman na matatalo ka so give up na ser

Message mo lang sila na nandito ka shut up na ko promise

Cohen:

Fine.

Sari:

Yieeee solomot ser

Ako talaga ang boss sa ating dalawa

Cohen:

Done. Now, tell Tita that you're going to UBC with me tomorrow.

Sari:

Demanding hmp 

Sige na 

Good night

See you tomorrow

Check mo ulit if naka lock na yung sa pinto

Di ka pa pwedeng mamatay marami pa akong balak sayo

Cohen:

Hahahahaha lol here we go again with adult abuse.

Good night, Sari. See you tomorrow. Wait for me. Let's eat breakfast together.