I'm driving to Jeffree Stars house right now and I'm TERRIFIED. I recognize the mother ducking mountains and shot from Shane Dawson's videos of driving there, then when I get to security I get hella nervous because I don't like having to talk to people. I get through though, and the drive is beautiful. I'm looking around too like... is this mother ducking Kyle Jenner's house? Not that I give a shit about her but THAT'S FUCKING COOL! When I get to Jeffery's house, I park, and just sit in my car for a minute like fuck... I'm really fucking here.
Then I propose myself, and get out of my car. I'm not wearing makeup or anything, thinking maybe Jeffery will do it for me, which also scares me. Hopefully he's not like EW YOUR FUCKING UGLY, LEAVE! And like... why does he even want me here?! Oh god I'm so fucking scared.
I go up to the gigantic doors, then when I go to knock my eyes widen, because he opens them. He gasps, "Hi"
"Hi" I say shyly, then he opens his arms wide
"Hi babe!" He hugs me, then his barking dogs come out "Oh this is delicious, and that's daddy"
"Hi" I smile down at the dogs
"Okay, let's go fuck my face" he smiles "Oh shit, you want food first?"
"I mean sure"
He laughs "Love that"
"Love that" I repeat
"Hey baby" he says to a guy who kind of smiles at me
"Hey babe" he kisses Jeffery so I smile
"This is Amanda, she's gonna be blending in my foundation with her ballsack"
"Only on Tuesdays" I wave my hand and he laughs
"I'm not mad at that" I laugh He gets some fucking Oreos and frosting, then we go up the stares "aid introduce you to my assistants, but they're coming in late today. I'm living by myself and I don't know how to exist"
"Love that" I gasp
"We love the independence"
We go sit down in a crowded and expensive, makeup filled room. "So let's just turn on the camera and fucking wing this shit"
"Love that"
"You wanna do the intro while I just sexually lick the fuck out of the frosting?"
I start laughing, "Yeah yeah, I watch your videos so I know what to do"
"You watch my videos?" He gasps "I'm living for that"
"Yes" I sing
"Okay, Okay, I got my fucking spoon ready. She's ready"
He rolls his camera, and I pick out a mirror, he kind of smiles at me so I laugh. I set aside all the laughter, and wave around the mirror doing the signature Jeffrey stars voice, "Hello, Hi, welcome back to my channel" I look over to Jeffery who just puled the spoon out of his throat
He holds up the frosting and says, "That's some good jizz" I start laughing harder, then Jeffrey says, "Today on my channel, not this bitches, EW"
"Hey" I laugh, waving my hands around
"Just kidding, she's gorgeous, and from a band called Indulgence Over Abstinence. As I've said before, I used to love punk music uh, and I still appreciate it" he claps his hands together "So this bitch right here, Amanda. Is in... would you consider it punk?"
"Punk rock, pop punk, metal core. She's just, she's just there"
"Yes" Jeffery laughs "Well I love the shit out of her music and I hit her ass up and was like PLEASE fuck my face" we both laugh "She thought I meant makeup so that's why we're here"
