one night stands and revolving chairs adam levine fan fiction

chapter 29

"Speaking of getting married"

Omg..omg..this is it , this is it...

"yes Adam?"

"well I just hope that Ryan didnt upset you today with all of his questions, and his pressuring me about our relationship.. Marriage isnt for everyone and if we are completely happy with the relationship we have then thats no ones business but ours.. so I am sorry if he upset you"

"No Adam.. Ryan didnt upset me"

But you sure as hell did you big asshole...

"So, How does it feel to be the sexiest bachelor alive?" I asked sarcastically.....

Adam chuckled and took a big swig of his beer... "ha ha"

"I didnt even think I was eligible since I have a girlfriend...but I guess you arent totally off the market unless you are married...and I'm not.."

"nope you arent"

"where are you going?"

"Noah"

"he isnt crying, I dont hear him"

I didnt hear him either, but unless Adam wanted our son to grow up with two mothers this conversation was ending now.. Because my postpartum hormones were flaring up and I was about to go all Lorena Bobbitt on his ass.

I cant believe him. How can he be so insensitive. he knows how badly I want to get married. I have been babbling non stop about Kelly getting married, leaving magazines with pictures of wedding dresses laying all over the house, How much more clear do I have to be.. I dont want other women considering him the sexiest bachelor alive because he is not a bachelor damnit..he is mine and how can that feeble mind of his possibly think its ok for other women to be oogling him... I...

I've got it.. I know exactly what I am going to do..

"Charise, Hi its Shelby..I am sorry to call you so late"

Charise is my manager.. she books all of my appearances..

"No everything is fine.. I'm calling about that offer I turned down a month ago..the photo shoot.."

"Yes that one...I know what I said but I've had a change of heart. It would be a great opportunity and I'd love to do it... Great Charise..just make the calls and let me know when.."

"shelby what was that all about"

"Adam Charise just got me a full photo spread in a national publication... We are talking six figures here"

"Thats great honey.. what is it cosmo?"

"Nope"

"well then you are goinna have to help me out. My knowledge of womens magazines isnt too great..."

"Maxim"

He spit the beer he had just sipped across the room and when he stopped choking he looked at me like i had grown another head..

" Maxim.. The skin magazine... you are posing in maxim"

"Yes.. they are doing a mothers day issue on sexy celebrity moms and they picked me as the number 1 MILF.. Isnt that great..."

"Yes..absolutely. I cant think of one thing that makes me happier than you posing nearly naked in some magazine so some loser can look at pictures of you while he plays with his junk.. thats the best fucking news I have gotten all day.. "

'You are over reacting Adam. They do tasteful layouts.. Besides its not like your other girlfriends havent posed nude or practically nude before.. Victoria secret models where just as few clothes as some of the girls in the maxim layouts..and I'm sure plenty of losers have played with their junk while looking at Anns lingerie catalogues and you didnt freak out on her did  you.."

"No.. because Ann was not my..."

your what Adam..... say it.... This is working... you want to be married to me Adam.. just admit it.."

"Ann was not my sons mother.. Ann doesnt have any children Shelby.. its not appropriate for you to be posing for a magazine layout like that.. For godsakes our son could see that one day...No Shelby... you are not doing that layout... absolutely not..."

"what? Adam what right do you have to tell me what I can and cant do with my career?"

"I have every right in the world Shelby.. I am your ......"

"My what Adam..my boyfriend..my baby daddy? what are you exactly..because you sure as hell arent my husband..."

"No I'm not Shelby because you dont want to marry me"

"what? where did you get that stupid idea? I have been hinting for months doing everything possible I can think of to make you propose to me..."

"you told Marie you never wanted to get married'

'Its girl code Adam.. you tell every female friend about to get a divorce that you never want to get married... "

Have you not seen the bridal magazines I have been laying all over the house? I left that one on your desk because I absolutely love that dress..."

"I thought you left it here because of the quiz on the back...How well does your mate please you in bed...I have to say.. I had just a little performance anxiety because of this article."

We both started laughing uncontrollably.

"Adam.. I'm so sorry..I have been acting like a crazy woman because I thought you didnt want to marry me"

'Shelby thats what I want more than anything in this world...I want you to be my wife.. I even bought a ring.."

"you did?"

"absolutely.."