TUA Diary Fanfic

Entry 1

I don't know how to write a diary entry. This seems like Alison's sort of thing. I'll still give it a try.

FIRST thing first. Luther, snoop and read my diary I dare you. I promise you won't have your genitalia. That also goes for the remaining:

Klaus, Five, and Diego.

Vanya, Alison, and Ben I trust to not snoop. If you are reading this though, that is low.

Any fucking way let's get fucking started.

I say 'fuck' alot. Along with other fucking words.

Ooop.

Eh.

So I am number 8.
Eight Hargreeves. My siblings call me y/n.

I have zero shits whatsoever to offer the world.

That's a nice way to start your first diary entry. Some say I'm like Klaus. Others say I'm like Five. Sometimes the whole bunch. Except Luther. He's an  asshole. I'm kidding, I still love Luther.

But if you are reading this, you a little bitch.

Anyway to continue, I am sixteen. As well as the rest of us.

In this hell hole we train everyday. I usually fuck around the majority of the time. I don't care. I hate life and everything about it. As well as myself.

On to the part where I talk about my day.

At least I think that is what you do.

Trained today. It sucked. Dad kept yelling at me. What was I supposed to do? As if I have a fucking clue what the definition of my power is. Powers. There are multiple. Didn't expect that did you? Yeah I have more than just one or two.

Any fucking way.

Had a girl talk with Alison. She did talk alot about Luther.

We painted nails and had face masks. Watched dirty dancing. For me. I didn't care for the movie too much.

Okay I lied I love it.

I can't believe I admitted that shit.

I just watched as she was amazed by the love and mostly acting. She could make it big if she wanted to. She could have everything in just a whisper.

Klaus and I set one of dad's couches on fire.

It was an accident for the most part. Mom put it out before
we burned down the academy.

He was all,

"This is so spiritual!"

And I was like,

"Klaus, I think you're drunk again." We both laughed hard.
My sides are still hurting.

Then we realized we are gonna get in trouble for this.

Then he TOOK MY FUCKING BOA.

That is the only thing he hasn't demolished yet. He loves it. So I guess it has its perks.

It stays in good shape. I don't have to murder anyone.

Five was solving math problems. The usual.

Oh, and we made a couple marshmallow and peanut butter sandwiches.

I let him keep them all.

He needs the energy for Dad's training tomorrow.

I forgot to mention I taped a paper that said energy on a book. 

I was just screwing around. I threw it at his fucking head.

I kinda feel bad about it because he turned so it hit his face. There was a bloody nose involved. It gave him a black eye.

(Sorry Five)

He did get his revenge when he read my old songs to everyone.

That little shit.

They consist of alot of "Ooooo's" and "Yeah's" that should not be there. Not to mention it lacked.

I would rather write about pain, death, and depression. At least with those I can write a decent song. That consists nothing of love and breakups that never happened.

No shade to those who write good love, and breakup songs. It's just not my forte. You keep being you.

Don't fucking ask me. I had never written a successful song that sounded good.

Until now. I'm ON A ROLL.

Anyway Diego got mad at me when I said knives are for pussies.

Then he was all like "Why would anyone give you a knife y/n?"

He got me there. I kicked his leg.

Luther also punched Diego and Diego nicked his leg.

Vanya came in and was like,

"Eh" then walked away.

I went to go listen to her play the violin.

Ben came too.

It was nice until we see a knife coming at you five feet away.

It hit the couch instead.

He was all like,

"Who's the pussy now?"

I got my revenge. Luther tripped him and ran.

We are all little shits.

Still love their dumbasses'.

Holy fuck! how did I forget this.

FIVE BLURTED SOMETHING OUT.

He was all like, "Just because we have a thing for each other, does not mean I will allow you to interrupt my learning process." His eyes got wide.

I was all like, "Shit on a biscuit and call me Sally, I FUCKING KNEW IT." He shushed me pretty quick.

It was an unexpected shush. He kissed me.

That shit was wild.

I won't expect to forget that anytime soon.

Well speak of the devil, he is here.

Hold on.

Okay back. He wanted to make sure I was okay with it.

I am. It was nice. Definitely unexpected. But nice.

Damnit.

Sorry, Luther came in asking if I still had my candy stash in full stock. I do. I told him text time he better pay for it. IN BLOOD.

I was clearly joking, but he was like,

"That's dark."

On his way out I laughed evilly and I heard him running to his room.

I thought they would notice by now I am pretty damn twisted. That's why me and Klaus are pretty close. We are the Fuckery creators of the family.

It's nice to stand out. We don't really though.

Not much, we are all twisted.
On the other hand, me and Klaus more so.

I thought I was gonna write one sentence and be like, 'This is so damn stupid.' Now I genuinely enjoy writing in it now.

How else will I explain the fucking madness?

It cannot be explained.

It's FUCKING MADNESS.

Anyway until tomorrow,

Eight