TUA Diary Fanfic

Entry 10

WHATS UP FUCKERS

So I have come to the conclusion I am a crazy bitch.

WOAH WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT

Jokes on them, people can't torture me if the voices have already done their part.

I'm practically a ticking time bomb.

Especially when Diego decides to challenge me.

So I'm gonna start this off nice and sweetly.

I'm kidding...I'm a chaotic fuck you know this.

Bold of you to assume I can be normal for once.

SOOOOOOO

Luther, read my diary I will shove your own foot up your ass. Keep in mind you already have big ass feet.

Pray for your anus.

Diego, I will make you choke on your own ego. Good luck getting that out of your throat.

That would be terrible taken out of context.

Klaus, if you are reading this fuck you for stealing my last joint now I have to sneak out. I will strangle you with my BARE FUCKING HANDS GIVE MY BOA BACK YOU DIDN'T PUT IT BACK

Five, I'll shove A FUCKING CAR DOOR DOWN YOUR THROAT.

All the others, I love you and its low if you decide to go through my shit.

ANY FUCKING WAY

LETS GET FUCKING STARTED

Me and Klaus started our night off debating our plan b for the future.

Stripper for sure.

We also, slipped melatonin in Dad's wine so he'll be out all night.

So it's the perfect time to get the fuck out of here for a while.

"Y/n, where are we even gonna go?" Klaus asks me. He repeatedly throws one of my nail polishes up in the air catching it.

"Break that shit, I'll shove a knife down your throat." I tell him. He puts his hands up in defense.

Five comes in after taking a long ass time to get ready in general.

"Where the fuck have you been? We've been waiting an hour." He glares at me.

"It was ten goddamn minutes." He says angry. I sigh throwing my head back on my bed.

"Let's go." Klaus tells me pulling me up.

"Okay, okay, where's Diego?" I ask them.

"Already here." He says in the hallway.

"Do you not know how to fucking whisper?" I ask him he shrugs.

We go through Five's room. He has a literal ladder next to his window.

"Ladies first." Klaus says, clearly afraid of the height.

"Pussies." I say going down with ease. It wasn't until I got to the middle that I started having trouble.

"Shit!" I yell falling on the concrete.

"Oh, shit." Diego says.

"You okay?" Five asks me loudly whispering.

I flip him off getting off of the wet ground.

"It's slippery. Be careful." I say trying to breathe.

Klaus comes down and his foot gets caught on the last step.