TUA Diary Fanfic

Entry 3

Hey.

So here's what the fuck is up.

Actually before that,

Of course I can not forget to say, if anyone other than me is reading my diary, I will take your blood in gallons and drown you in it. This diary is just a reminder of how sick and twisted I am.

Luther that goes for YOU ESPECIALLY.

Bitchass.

you little bitch.

I love you, but you will always be a little bitch.

You too Diego.

Love you though UwU.

So here is what fucking happened.

We had training. Dad was like,

"Get the fuck out there. Save the world. Kill these bitches. dOnT fUcKiNg bE lAtE." That's not what he said. That's how I interpreted it.

He really said,

"Mission time is now! The umbrella academy should be on time for mission!"

Shit I'm sorry Luther he's worse than you are.

Any fucking way we did this mission.

Klaus was as high as a kite. I tried to make him look as sober as possible. Compared to me he looked normal.

I was dead tired due to last night. I couldn't fucking sleep. Klaus came in for a while he didn't want to be alone because of his power, and we stayed up a bit. By a bit I mean, we pulled an all nighter.

We got high, and we kept saying hilarious shit.

He was all like,

"Everytime I close my eyes, I see a diuretic hippo about to shit on my face. It's fucking terrifying."  He laughs.

We started laughing so hard. I was trying not to piss myself.

"You look like you're gonna shit your pants Klaus." I say laughing. I lay back and hit my fucking head.

I lay there laughing and he lays his head on my stomach trying to contain his laughter.

It was fun hanging out.

Biggest fucking mistake considering we had a mission the next day.

But fun.

I fell asleep during today's mission.

Along with Klaus and the drugs he was already fucking out of it.

With him he would need Alison to rumor him.

Diego was all like,

"I'd wake up now, or else your ass is frass."

I eventually woke myself up when I speeded in a small circle for about 5 seconds.

That didn't last too long.

I told Alison,

"Rumor me. I need to stay awake. Klaus too."

I did run around this guy so damn fast, that his head was wobbling after his neck broke from turning too quickly.

That shit was twisted.

I just made a fucked up unintentional pun.

Anyway, when we got home we all were looking pretty fucking roughed up. It was hard.

It's a good thing I didn't get anyone killed. We all needed first aid and rest.

I assumed some of these bitches wouldn't take advantage of rest.