𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋

five

CONVERSATION WITH: PETER

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RYDER
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PETER
um

PETER
?

RYDER
oh my god

RYDER
oh my fuckin god

RYDER
oh my gkfgk

PETER
yeah..,,

RYDER
holy fuckin shit

PETER
uh

PETER
im assuming that wasn't for me?

RYDER
jesus christ

RYDER
did i really just fucking
send a nude to the
wrong person?

PETER
i think you did

RYDER
holy shit god peter
im so goddamned sorry

RYDER
im so embarrassed

PETER
it's ok i didn't
look or anything

RYDER
holy shit

RYDER
what can i do to
make it up to you

RYDER
do you like h&m?
i have a gift card

PETER
oh you don't have
to do anything!

PETER
shit happens, yno?

RYDER
seriously ill buy you delmars or
something im so sorry

PETER
lol it's fine ryder!!

PETER
plus i deleted it.
i assumed it wasn't for
me so i felt like i
shouldn't have it

RYDER
omg you're a goddamned
angel, you know that?

PETER
oh well so ive been told :)

RYDER
well thanks for
deleting it an all

PETER
of course — id never want to
invade on your privacy like that

RYDER
hah well you're the first

PETER
wym?

RYDER
let's just say people
aren't as nice as you

PETER
hey that shit
sucks im sorry

PETER
ill beat em up
for you ok?

RYDER
we'll double team em

PETER
sounds like a plan

RYDER
you beat em up while
i erase the phones

PETER
that's perfect
planning right there

RYDER
thank you for
being understanding

RYDER
and not weird
abt it lmfaoo

RYDER
i know any guy would jump
at the chance for nudes so
thanks for not being that guy

PETER
hey of course. im stupid
but not as brain dead as
those guys who treat
you wrong

RYDER
they're more than brain
dead if you ask me

RYDER
but anyway

RYDER
thanks man and SO sorry
about the confusion :))
lets keep this between
us alright?

PETER
yes yes yeah

PETER
fuck i already
told ned sry
(not sent!)

PETER
and you look
amazing in pink
(not sent!)

PETER
uh not that i
looked or anything
(not sent!)

RYDER
thanks pete you're the goat.
see you in spanish xx

PETER
yeah!! see ya!

PETER
in gov, bio, and
english too but!!!
(not sent!)