𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋

twenty one

CONVERSATION WITH: PETER

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PETER
hey hun i know you're
at the shower but i was
wondering if you wanted
to come over sometime
this week the hangout?
ill have dinner and
dessert and we can
watch a movie or ???
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PETER
ryder ! hey! hope the shower
is going well — just wanted to
ask if you wanted to hang out
sometime this week? it'll be
super casual and Fuck fuck
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PETER
what's up love bug you wanna
hang sometime this week?
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PETER
why am i FREAKING OUT
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PETER
hey there honey bee i
was hoping to know
when i could steal you-
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PETER
at first i was afraid
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PETER
i saw a tree that looked
like you today because
it was bendy and weird
and it reminded me of
when you told me about
your mild scoliosis
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PETER
i pet 6 dogs today
and one of their names
was omelet and he
had a sailors hat on
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PETER
hi! i didn't get to
scrapbook or
anything because
i was too busy
thinking about you
🤠🤠❤️❤️❤️
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PETER
im literally spiderman
why is this so hard
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PETER
im spiderman
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PETER
ok here we go
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PETER
hey pretty girl — hope you're
doing well at the shower. i
was wondering if you wanted
to come over sometime this
week for dinner and a movie?
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PETER
i don't expect you to answer
right away or anything but
if you want to just let me
know a good day

RYDER
hey handsome!

RYDER
shower's kinda boring.
i like lisa's side of the
family better ;)

RYDER
anyway — that sounds lovely.
is next friday alright? ive got
clubs and end of the year
assignments ive got to prepare
for the upcoming seniors.
plus — i can stay late again if
that's alright with you and may;)

PETER
oh my gof
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PETER
yes yes of course yeah

PETER
any dinner preferences?

RYDER
hhhhhnnmmm

RYDER
what did you
have in mind?

PETER
you
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PETER
god that was weird sorry
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PETER
uh i don't really know how to
make much but i was thinking
about a breakfast dinner? like
pancakes or French toast?

RYDER
holy fuck that
sounds so good

RYDER
omg and we can have fruit
and whipped cream AHHH

PETER
!!!!!!!! so yes??!!!!

RYDER
yes!!!!!!

PETER
YES!!!! omg aahhhhhh
operation is a go
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PETER
shit that wasn't
supposed to send

PETER
i meant like
operation breakfast!

PETER
it was stupid SORRY

RYDER
no!!!! don't be sorry stop that
don't do that ever again

PETER
ok ill never do
anything ever again

PETER
from now on i will
only blink twice
for yes and once for
no and will never
move or speak again

RYDER
you sure about that?
you're too important
to not do anything

RYDER
especially with
that mouth, yeah?

PETER
god

PETER
i will never in a million
years wish for something
like that again

RYDER
glad to know we are on
the same page, parker

RYDER
because that would
be a damn shame

PETER
shit im turned on
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PETER
fucking shit im in the suit
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PETER
god why did you say
that now im thinking
of that night fuck
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PETER
yes yeah we are

RYDER
flustered yet?

PETER
what??? me??
of course not.
i don't even
know what that is

PETER
ok maybe a little

RYDER
you humor me parker

RYDER
anyways gotta go!

RYDER
see you on monday!!!

PETER
yes yes yeah
see you Monday!

RYDER
also stray from 5th street,
since they always have
cameras and im sure
spiderman doesn't want
to get caught with a boner!

PETER
wh–i don't even
know what that is

PETER
shit
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