𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋

four

CONVERSATION WITH: NED

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PETER
NED

PETER
NED

PETER
NEF

PETER
NED

PETER
PLEAD ANSJSET

PETER
URGENT

PETER
NED IM GONNA
FUVKINSHFB

PETER
ANSWER HOMT SJTK

NED
I'm sleeping

PETER
I GOT A NUDE?????

NED

NED
IM AWAKE

NED
IM SO AWAKE

NED
DUDE CONGRATULATIONS

NED
BUT

NED
WHAT THE HELL!!?!??

NED
FROM ABSOLUTELY WHO

PETER
RYDER

NED
Alright this has
got to be a mistake

PETER
uuuhgghh look man i
know!! but this is
absolutely insane

PETER
INSANE

NED
BRYUUUHHH
THIS IS WACK

NED
I DONT EVEN
KNOW WHAT TO DO

NED
DO YOU? I DONT

PETER
ASDFGHHJL I KNOW
WEVE NEVER DEALT
WIRH SOMETHING
LIKE THIS

NED
bruh

NED
What are you
gonna say???!

NED
What are you
gonna do???

NED
Because there's no
way in HELL that picture
was for you I'm sorry
but it's true

PETER
no no i know DONt make
me feel more hurt than
i already am

PETER
but???!!! do i say
something????

PETER
like, 'hey!! don't think this
was meant for me
but you look great!'

PETER
god that's weird

PETER
or like hey i don't think
this was meant for
me but i can delete it

NED
This is beyond our level

NED
Bro, girls don't even talk to us!
This is a huge step

PETER
smh this is the most
action ill probably ever get

NED
Sad facts

NED
What are you
doing now?

PETER
bruh im patrolling

NED
Don't get a boner
in the suit man

PETER
jesus christ

NED
That thing is
like skin tight

PETER
yeah dude i KNOW thanks

NED
Did she say
anything with it?

PETER
nope it's just the photo

PETER
BRO should
i say skmething?

PETER
i feel very awkward
because i know it is
definitely not for me

PETER
i DONt wanna wait until
morning because im gonna
think about it all night

NED
Jesus dude

PETER
oh GOD not like that

PETER
just the fact that like,,,,
i wouldn't know what to say
and if i did say anything
i dont want it to hurt
her or anything

NED
But...what if it
IS for you?

PETER
fuck man don't
get my hopes up

NED
You've been crushing
on her since freshmen
year of course your
hopes are UP

PETER
:(

NED
Look just respond
with like a question
mark or something

PETER
im not supposed to
compliment her right?

PETER
cause that's weird?

NED
Definitely weird

PETER
yep right gotcha
not gonna do that

PETER
so ill just be like ??

NED
Yeah great

PETER
bro what if she gets
mad or something

PETER
i dont want
her to hate me

NED
Ryder's super nice
I don't think she'll
hate you

NED
Wait how does she
even have your
number in the first place?

PETER
we had a project together
at the beginning
of the year in spanish

NED
And you DIDNT
TELL ME???

NED
Offended. Hurt.
Betrayed. Shocked.

NED
Find a new best friend

PETER
IM SORRY

PETER
i knew if i told you
you'd get my hopes up

NED
Alright well that's fair

NED
Text her back

NED
You can do it!

PETER
thanks man wish me luck