twenty two

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GROUP NAME: un poco loco mf
MEMBERS: RYDER, FINN, GINA, MOLLY

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FINN
did anyone do the
anatomy homework

FINN
it's 12 am and i forgot
we had some lmao

MOLLY
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MOLLY
here you go fuck cunt

FINN
ugh love my fans😩❤️

RYDER
actually thanks
i needed that

MOLLY
HAHAH

MOLLY
imagine the valedictorian
copying MY dumbass
homework lmao crack

GINA
lmaoooo love
that for you

RYDER
ok i know we joke and
kid about me being
valedictorian n shit

RYDER
buuttttt

RYDER
the admin just had a meeting
with me and fuckin PETER
and im actually salutatorian
and he is valedictorian!

FINN
OMG WE LOVE A
SMART COUPLE

FINN
WOW

FINN
WIG = GONE

MOLLY
HOLY SHIT
IM SO PROUD

GINA
omg one of us is
actually going places

GINA
i feel like a
proud mother

GINA
oh god im crying again

FINN
ive been crying
for 4 years

MOLLY
im shaking omg FUCK
i love you guys so much

FINN
omg molly ???? showing
affection?? unreal.
amazed. in love!!!!!

MOLLY
fuck tou but i love you

RYDER
I LOVE YOU GUYS

RYDER
i would not be where
i am without you

RYDER
i owe you everything

FINN
BB YOU DESERVE THIS

GINA
hard work pays
off my girlie

MOLLY
alright but peter too???
the universe loves you

MOLLY
also when's the
wedding?????

MOLLY
and finn i will feed you
to the alpacas at my
cousin patricias farm
if you say you're
being the flower girl

FINN
fuck that i wish we
did the naked initiation
to ryders heart because
he's got muscles

RYDER
omg and we always
come back to him

FINN
what??? your love life is
the only thing that's
keeping me going

GINA
yeah im a hoe for you guys

FINN
you're a hoe in general

GINA
eh pish posh

MOLLY
y'all are perfect for
each other im like
wow lemme drive
da boat

RYDER
we're hanging out at his
house tomorrow night if
you guys wanted to know.
he's making me breakfast
for dinner

FINN
i know what he can
have for dinner ;)

GINA
oooh i like where
this is going

MOLLY
god damn i
love this song

FINN
if only i had a man

MOLLY
gay idiot

FINN
thanks you too

RYDER
so should i go for casual
on the surface but sexy
underneath or just
casual casual?

MOLLY
oh HOMIE you
GOTTA go casual sexy

MOLLY
OMG

MOLLY
wear the same lingerie
you wore in the nude
you sent him

RYDER
oh god that was an accident
i would be embarrassed

FINN
girl, with a body like yours?
don't ever feel embarrassed

FINN
men and women
should bow to you

GINA
just make sure you're
super casual Like
those cute shorts you
have and then a plain
crop top with a big
sweatshirt

RYDER
ugh a genius

RYDER
fuck im excited now

RYDER
anyways

RYDER
we need a girls night — next
saturday night you guys
are coming over and we're
having my mom's cherry
wine with strawberries and
whipped cream, alright

FINN
hell yeah! omg

GINA
fuck yes i need wine

GINA
honestly i drink
like im 32

MOLLY
calm

GINA
calm

FINN
calm

RYDER
calm confirmed

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