CONVERSATION WITH: PETER
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PETER
hey
PETER
oh hey hey
PETER
hey hey
RYDER
call me the chicken from
moana one more time
PETER
he was my favorite :(
PETER
he wasn't the brightest
but he still complimented
the movie
PETER
and he lived throughout
moana's journey despite
facing near death almost
3728 times
PETER
anyway this isn't a
soliloquy about why
the chicken from
moana is underrated
PETER
guess what i remembered
RYDER
the keplers second law?
i know you struggle with
that sometimes
RYDER
or lactose free milk on
the grocery list? you know
how your stomach gets
with whole milk
PETER
my state of digestion is
a personal matter thank
you very much
PETER
and WRONG
PETER
i just remembered that this
crackhead relationship
started because you sent
me an unsolicited nude
RYDER
oh WORD
RYDER
that was the scariest day
of my life no cap son
PETER
what!!!!! why were you scared
it's just stupid ol' me
RYDER
yeah well i didn't really know
you all that well back then
RYDER
well of course i KNEW you
RYDER
i knew you peeled off your
pb&j crust and knew every
single answer in class but
were always too shy to
raise your hand
RYDER
i also knew that you were
really nice and often did
things for people when
they didn't really deserve it
RYDER
you're just too nice and giving
PETER
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RYDER
i ain't cappin im observant
RYDER
also yeah LMAO i didn't want
you to think i was some sort of
wannabe girl who wants all
the attention from guys
YOU ARE READING
𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋
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