𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋

twenty eight

GROUP NAME: molar mass of beanium
MEMBERS: PETER, NED, MICHELLE

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PETER
MICHELLE

PETER
IM GOING TO FEED
YOU TO MS FEIGES
RAT

PETER
WHY WOULD YOU
DO THAT TO ME

MICHELLE
okIM ACTUALLY SO
FUCKING SORRY I
THOUGHT YOU GUYS
HAD ALREADY SAID
IT

MICHELLE
i mean it's not the
end of the world???

MICHELLE
maybe she was just
stunned???

MICHELLE
you know how girls are
they have to text their
friends first when
something like this
happens

PETER
fuck guys

PETER
fuck fuck fickfucj

PETER
she's not responding
to my texts

PETER
fuck i don't want to
spam her but i
don't wanna let
it go

NED
Ok first, breathe

PETER
ned i can't just
fucking breathe

PETER
literally weeks of
dating and i already
fucked it up and
scared her away

NED
Technically MJ scared
her away ......

MICHELLE
DUDE

MICHELLE
fuck parker im so
sorry i never meant
to say that

MICHELLE
i didn't know

PETER
mj it's ok im not mad
at you i promise

PETER
i just

PETER
i was planning on
telling her soon, but
i can't help but think
about if would she
react the same???

PETER
like, the last thing
i want to do is make
her uncomfortable
but these are my
feelings and i don't
want to hide it
from her

PETER
fuck i love her guys
i can't lose her when
i just got her

PETER
shit she's not an
object or anything
but she finally sees
me and ive been
waiting four fuckin
years for this

PETER
what if she doesn't
love me?

MICHELLE
ok not to be that
person, but she made
you a mixtape —
she loves you. she
may just not know
it yet or how to
express it

MICHELLE
remember parker,
she's had shit boyfriends
who didn't care for her
and didn't love her.
she's not used to this,
being loved like this.

MICHELLE
someone who's been this
manipulated and used
for her body will have
doubts when someone
loves them because they
dont wanna believe it
since she's only known
abuse and hardships

MICHELLE
this is all very new to
her, and while you're
doing a great job of
being there for her
and being a good
boyfriend, she'll
need time with this

MICHELLE
i mean, if you've been
tossed and shoved
around for years and
suddenly someone
wants to handle you
with care, you're
gonna be skeptical

MICHELLE
it's the same thing

MICHELLE
i know she's not
responding to your
texts because she's
scared of what's
gonna happen

MICHELLE
she doesn't want to
love you because
everyone who ever
loved her left, and
the last thing she
wants is to lose you

MICHELLE
you're pretty damn
important to her,
parker

PETER
fucking shit mj you're
making me cry

NED
Tattoo that on my
forehead

NED
Wait that would hurt

NED
How about my foot

NED
Anyway, how'd you
know all that stuff?

MICHELLE
im taking psychology

MICHELLE
and my therapist spits
out straight facts

PETER
im just so scared

PETER
i don't want her to
think im pushing her
to say it because im
not but i still want
her to know how i
feel because she
means everything
to me

PETER
i just can't lose her

MICHELLE
and you won't

PETER
but mj what if i do?
what am i gonna do

MICHELLE
jesus christ parker
shut the fuck up
and listen to me
very closely

MICHELLE
she !! loves !! you !!
but !! she !! doesn't !!
know !! how !! to !!
show !! it !! so !! give !!
her !! time !! to !!
say !! it !! back !!
when !! she's !!
ready !! to !! do !! so !!!!!

NED
I second that

NED
Ryder is awesome and
amazing and she'll
be so understanding.
She just needs to
process the fact that
someone isn't using
her and that someone
actually loves her,
not just for her body

NED
All that manipulative
brainwashing can
really fuck up someone's
mentality

PETER
ok okok ok

PETER
she loves me with time

PETER
im willing to wait

MICHELLE
there we go

MICHELLE
now take a deep
breath and wipe
your tears and
drink some water
to help with your
dehydration

PETER
you know me so well

MICHELLE
idk about ned but
im coming over with
truffles and legally
blonde so we can
have a girls night

PETER
face masks? i need
to exfoliate

PETER
all this stress is
making me break
out

MICHELLE
yes

NED
I'm in

NED
I'm bringing my
old baby album
because I know that
always makes you
laugh

PETER
id die for you guys
in seventeen
different ways

PETER
please come over i
need comfort im sad

MICHELLE
ok well if you rush
me then i'll take my
time

MICHELLE
sorry i promised i
wouldn't joke when
you're upset

MICHELLE
im comin

NED
Me too

PETER
door's unlocked