GROUP NAME: you killed kenny you bastard
GROUP MEMBERS: RYDER, PETER, FINN, MOLLY, GINA, MICHELLE, NED
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MOLLY
guess what WHORES
MOLLY
we FUCKING graduated
FINN
no more pacer test!!!
GINA
no more 6 am rise
and shines
NED
No more of Mr. Harrington
ranting to AP Environmental
about the importance of
rats and his recent divorce
FINN
omg guys wait
FINN
kahoot :(
MICHELLE
i am not going to miss that
hell hole of a cave filled with
rich white boys who wear
shorts and mid calf nike
socks in the winter
GINA
or the sophomores who
stick their lanyard out
of their pocket so that
everyone knows they
can drive after (2) days
MOLLY
i sure as hell ain't gonna
miss ms hawkin riding
my ass about doing
the homework
MOLLY
did i ever do it? no, but
get off my ass shelley im
only here because i need
to learn how to make
bank
NED
Bold of you to assume that
any of us know how to
deal with money
PETER
i still dont know how to
fill out a check
PETER
what is a tax????
MICHELLE
im framing you for
tax fraud
PETER
jokes on you because i
can't even read
PETER
what up im jared im 19
RYDER
im gonna miss our lunch
table and how everyday
ned would ask us
something that's painfully
obvious
RYDER
(i.e. didn't you guys hear
about the economy crash
of 2008? crazy shit)
RYDER
(i.e. just learned about
lincoln's death :( don't
talk to me today im
upset)
MOLLY
or also us roasting the
absolute shit out of
parker
PETER
alright well
PETER
my years of being tormented
are finally done
MICHELLE
stupid of you to assume
that people won't clown
your ass in college
PETER
sometimes the truth doesn't
need to be said michelle
NED
Don't worry buddy, Goat
will always love you
PETER
:)
PETER
im cured
GINA
so who's going to the
after party
MOLLY
if y'all aren't going then
im actually going to sell
parker to the chinese
mafia in exchange for
California rolls
PETER
seems like a fair trade
FINN
im going and im wearing
my crimson red sparkling
boots and nobody but
lady gaga can stop me
FINN
forgot you guys aren't gay
lmao my bad
GINA
i think it would be fun
if we all went. even for
a little bit
GINA
i mean.....it IS the last
senior party :)
MICHELLE
im only going if im
allowed to steal
GINA
it's not my place i
don't care how much
you wanna steal
PETER
why not i'll go
FINN
peter parker??? at a party??
sjsjs the surprise
PETER
hey i can party
FINN
yeah, when there's a piñata
and face paint involved
RYDER
of course im going because
i wanna finally punch
flash in the fucking face
and jason and matt and
all those little dicked
bastards
PETER
woo!!!! that's my
girlfriend!!!!
PETER
look at her go!
MICHELLE
i'll help make a voodoo
doll of them :)
NED
Witchcraft
MICHELLE
this isn't 1693, ned,
witchcraft is a trend
nowadays
MOLLY
besides those daft witted
cunts need a cactus up
the ass to see what pricks
they really are
GINA
violence is the answer!
NED
No!
FINN
violence solves everything!
NED
No!!!!!!
NED
Actually hmmm lmao
it kinda does but idk
PETER
omg you've grown up
PETER
hear thee hear thee
PETER
ned leeds has finally
acknowledged violence
RYDER
congratulations! on
finally discovering what
violence means!
RYDER
we're so proud
NED
OMG I love you guys!!
Currently crying in a
Starbucks
MICHELLE
on that note im gonna
go take 37 shots of bleach
MOLLY
make it 38
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author's note
sorry gang i be slackin ....,, this senioritis be like 😳
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