CONVERSATION WITH: PETER
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PETER
hi ryder!
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hey ryder what's up?
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ive been meaning
to tell you something
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ive felt like this for a while
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fuck i can't do this
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what do i even say
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wassup homegirl i
fuckin love you dawg
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what the fuck was that
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uuhrheh
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hey ryder i only cried
like twice today and even
added to my scrapbook
of dogs ive seen in
the city
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there was a shiba inu
and her name was
blossom with a
pink bandana on
her collar and painted
nails and i got dog
hair on my suit but
i don't care i would
die for blossom in
six different ways
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that was reason #2
why i cried today
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reason #1 was because
of the remember me
song in coco
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you know? at the end?
when miguel sings with
mama coco and she
remembers hector?
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ive seen the movie 274
times but i still cry
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what am i doing
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what are you
doing to me?
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i feel like im on crack
when im with you💗💗
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jesus fuck peter that's
totally not flattering
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roses are red
violets are blue
i want dinner
i was thinking you
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what the duck that's
weird and gross
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i hope she doesn't see
that im typing
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oh god it's been 48
minutes and i still
haven't sent anything
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i can't help it!!!!
you make me nervous
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D:RYDER
you alright?PETER
yeah yes perfectly finePETER
fuckPETER
i didn't mean to
send that textRYDER
hey it's alrightRYDER
makes up for last
weeks mishap, yeah?PETER
yeah yeah totallyPETER
sorryPETER
big thumbs?RYDER
do i make you
nervous, peter?PETER
i mean a lot of people
make me nervousPETER
im just a naturally
nervous guy yno?PETER
like i'll be standing
yno and i'll just be
nervous!!!! like
yno when you see
a dog walking across
a cross walk and you
get nervous that
they're not gonna
make it??? or like
when i think mrs
stevens called on me
and i get nervous because
im playing club penguin
rewritten on my laptopPETER
but yeah you doPETER
god ill stop talking nowRYDER
hey i think it's cutePETER
holy shot
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besides, you cuff your jeans
so i can easily forgive youPETER
ha! i knew it
was a good stylePETER
well just because you
said that ill keep doing itRYDER
sounds like a planRYDER
anyways — my house at 6?
i have a bunch of fruit we
can snack on before my
moms make their beloved
chicken francese.
is that alright?PETER
that sounds greatPETER
im super hungry soooPETER
patrolling makes
me hella hungry
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alright — see you thenPETER
yup yeah see yaPETER
fuckin IDIOT
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maybe i should get
a book guide from
barnes n noble that
is titled 'how to get
a really pretty 100/10
when you're easily
a -17/10, for dummies'
(sent!)PETER
on godRYDER
100/10, huh peter?PETER
play dumb
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who's peter?
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