WHY DON'T YOU SPELL-CHECK YOUR STORIES?!
The one thing that annoys me the most when I read a book is incorrect spelling and bad grammar. I mean, is it honestly that hard to check your work. SOME PEOPLE WILL EVEN CHECK IT FOR YOU!! Plus, there's this wonderful thing called SPELL-CHECK, is it honestly that difficult to use this tool, I mean, it is there to make your life easier.
I honestly hate it when I've seen a book, it has a brilliant title and a fantastic cover, so I look at the blurb and I see things like, "Mi mat wa lik sooooo fiking hoooot butt he don't evn lik mi" I mean WTF people, I can barely understand what the f*** that you're writing. Why? I'm honestly struggling to understand why you would even attempt to write a book when you're blatantly failing English. Do you seriously think anyone would want to read your book after they've seen how bad you are at writing, no offense, but I don't even think that dyslexic people could understand you!
Oh, and another thing, there are a lot of different there's okay, they're not all different to be annoying, they're all different to suit the context. In case you are a pleb and don't understand what I mean, I will explain it to you.
*patronizing voice*
They're - They are. Example: They're all retarded for not understanding this.
There - As in, there it is. Example: There you go; hopefully you're beginning to understand.
Their - Just remember people. Example: Their brains must be broken to not realise this.
There, they're all the there's that I get annoyed with when people write them wrong because their brains are so retarded and slow.
Also, IS IT THAT DIFFICULT TO USE PUNCTUATION IN YOUR F***ING SENTENCES. There are these wonderful things called commas, full stops, brackets etc etc, WHY DON'T YOU USE THEM. It makes the paragraph have more effect; it makes it easy to understand, IT MAKES IT LEGIBLE PEOPLE!
Example of a rubbish paragraph:
all the writers who dont use punctuation make me really angry it makes their story really confusing and impossible to understand why dont they realise that this is one of the reasons that their book isn't getting many views or votes I mean hello why cant you comprehend this you're all probably thinking well that's a bit harsh but to be quite honest I couldn't care less because the way I see it if people want to write shitty then they should suffer the critism because of it please please please do humanity a favour and sort your life out
The paragraph again but with punctuation:
All the writers who don't use punctuation make me really angry! It makes their story really confusing and impossible to understand. Why don't they realise that this is one of the reasons that their book isn't getting many views or votes?! I mean hello!! Why can't you comprehend this?! You're all probably thinking, "well that's a bit harsh" but to be quite honest I couldn't care less, because the way I see it, if people want to write shitty, then they should suffer the critism because of it. Please, please... please do humanity a favour and sort your life out!!!!
Do you see how much more effective that is?!
IT ISN'T DIFFICULT PEOPLE.
Oh, one more thing. There are these magical things called capital letters. They are seriously INCREDIBLE. If you haven't heard of them then I don't know where you've been your whole life, you've seriously been missing out people. Not missing out on the magical qualities that the capital letter possesses, missing out on education. Where the hell have you been!!! I learnt about capital letters in primary school, why the heck don't you understand them?
Capital letters go in front of something important, for instance; names, places etc. They also go at the start of sentences and 'i' should be a capital letter when it's by itself as well, obviously not if its used to spell a word.
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