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Splatoon: Marie x Agent 4(fem reader)

(M4rie)

Marie's pov.

Thinking on it. Besides watching Callie and Four play around right now and watching the Off the Hook pair before our special guest moment earlier in the day, today has been pretty long and boring. At least so far. 

After tugging my mask down to breath in fresh air, I leaned my head against the heel of my palm, at least we wouldn't be doing anything today. I watched Callie, waiting in line for Crusty's as she pointed at random structure in the game her and Y/n were playing, it was a bit amusing to watch Four attempt to jump onto, before inevitably having to climb, whatever structure Callie had pointed to. It amused her that people could be so short, sure, Four was only a year younger than the cousin-sister pair but she barely had an inch or two over Pearl and /she/ literally has pygmy DNA, what was Four's excuse? Said agent giggled childishly as posed for Callie after she was able to jump onto the wall before pushing off that wall to leap for the platform she stood on now. Y/n, ever the bold and clearly lacking a sense of self-preservation agent, crouched before making a leap towards Callie just as the squid kid in front of her received their meal. Four narrowly misses the kid, if only because the young inkling noticed her and immediately side stepped to avoid the collision. Though, charmingly, Four lands into a roll before rolling onto her feet and shooting a wink over to the surprised kid. "Sorry, dude!" She earns a pleased round of applause from Callie before the undercover idol gestured quickly over to the top of Crusty Sean's Truck. 

"AH! Not so fast, kiddo!" Crusty Sean poked his head out the service window of his truck, he lowered his glasses with an amused stare as Four froze where she stood, and Callie jumped in surprise from hers. He laughed before knocking on the interior wall of his truck. "Kid, while I don't mind you scaling my truck or eating up there, I hear it when you jump while I'm frying! Give me a warning next time, yeah? Almost got oil on my kicks last time!"

Both Four and Callie nod bashfully. Though, Four doesn't look as down having been granted indirect permission to be on Crusty's truck. Crusty continues on, gesturing to Callie and motioning for the girl to shoo away. "Run off to your sis, Kiddo. Y/nn will cover you two."

"I will?" Four begins taking out her wallet to take out whatever golden tickets she had on her, which was honestly more than what the average cephalopod has at any given moment. Marie wonders how the girl had any time to get those considering she was a university student in her final or so year.

Crusty nodded. "I want to talk about a commission I have in mind." He looks back at Callie. "I need to steal Y/n for a bit, yeah? I'll make sure to add extra chips to your Seanwich order plus an extra bag for the road."

She could practically hear the internal "Booyah!" from Callie as the girl nodded happily at the compromise Crusty dealed to her before skipping over to where Marie sat with a pleased smile on her beak without another word. Leaving Four to foot the bill at the expense of handling whatever impulsive commission Crusty had in mind this time round. She continued to watch Callie pump her fist into the air, barely hidden from the other two as Crusty waved a claw over at her before going back to get Y/n order.

Callie pulled a chair out before slipping into the seat. "Hey, Bitch~!" She said all too pleased and clearly taking too much inspiration from Four's casual greetings. The two hung out much too often for her tastes, not that she was jealous or anything, Callie wasn't the type to do anything to make her jealousー unless it was food or victory, she was all too willing to rub such things in her faceー especially when she knew, she still would not admit /she/ was obvious it had to have been another method, that she had caught feelings for the short, reckless, and golden dummy of an agent. The gasp she let out when Callie had used the same greeting on her parents when their parents called to check up on them, her mortification was only alleviated when Callie drunkly and affectionately bombarded them with affection whist her dad and uncle, Callie's dad, lost it over the phone call. She hummed in acknowledgement before letting her gaze settle back on Four who now was making motions of spraying something? Callie responded back with an impatient groan after following where her gaze landed. "Girl- When are you gonna ask Y/n out?!"