Squidward is the most attractive cartoon character ever created ,and if you think otherwise i am going to show up with my army of bubble guppies and corporal Daddy Shrek, and his right hand man Donkey to steal all of your turkeys, and anime bo...
Robbie and I were just driving over to one last location to pick up the robber costumes we ordered from our local party city, I was silent in the car the only thing I could hear was the sound of our stolen engine we had gorilla glued to the backside of our Suzuki swift. It was a calm night, one might call it romantic, the sun was setting, the wind was blowing, and I could hear a wolf in the distance being mauled by what I assumed was a six-foot Winnie the pooh who had just discovered he preferred something else over honey.
Robbie Rotten was sitting next to me in his TIGHT pants made for criminal activities, and his totally illegal, fine, mad thick ass cheeks.
Robbie and I made eye contact, and I could tell he was thinking the same thing i was.
"Hey, Robbie do you want to reenact that scene from Titanic where we break into a ships equivalent of a basement and sims woohoo inside of some random car"?
Robbie leaned closer to me I could feel his manly body heat, I could tell he hadn't showered for the past ten years of his life because his manly scent was on full display, and needless to say, I was craving a hotdog.
"Ew why the fuck would i do that, that's gay"
"No homo"
"yeah sure man, do you want to go get some wendy after this"?
"Great now I don't want to give you some of his sexy squid bod because you like Wendys"
"Hey their tweets are pretty funny"
"I don't give a shit, I thought you were supposed to be a criminal and here you are liking Wendys, you disgust me. The only true OG is Mcdonalds you fucking peasant"
"fine we can go get Mcdonalds then"
"okay but just to let you know I am now turned off, so we cant smash"
"Fine then let's just go get our consumes".
Robbie and I sat in silence for the rest of our car ride to party city, I can't believe a sexy pimp like him liked Wendys.
When we arrived at our destination we went straight in, I picked out my costume and he picked out his.
I chose a stylish mankini I saw a gnome wear from Gnomeo and Juliet.
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Robbie chose something a little more subtle.
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I now knew this was 100% happening and in all honesty, I was kinda turned on.
"Are you ready kid"?
"Eye, Eye captain"
(yasss bitches soon we are going to figure out why Squidward is such a miserable fucker)
