Squidward is the most attractive cartoon character ever created ,and if you think otherwise i am going to show up with my army of bubble guppies and corporal Daddy Shrek, and his right hand man Donkey to steal all of your turkeys, and anime bo...
After Squidward arrived at his new home with his biological father he barely even knew, he went upstairs to his new room and unpacked his 'Dora the Explorer' backpacks.
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One backpack for weed, and one backpack for clothes. Just like his mother taught him.
After he was satisfied with his unpacking he went downstairs to ask his mother if he could explore the town.
His father answered for his mother by saying "Sure you can go explore, but just beware that we have a villain in this town"
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*( RIP Stefan Karl Stefansson)*
"first of all you burnt potato sack lookin, purple mcdonalds monster lookin bitch" Squidward said to his father"dont answer for my mother, and second.....thanks for the information i will watch out"
Then squidward left out into the streets of Lazy Town to find a new homie.
"no to ugly" he said to himself looking at his options for friends.
"to pink"
"to blue"
"to stingey"
He didn't understand this cruel world!!!! why was it so HARD to make friends here.
Squidward went to go sit on a corner on one of the streets. And when he was just about to give up hope, a Cirque du Soleil looking stringbean man popped out of nowhere!!!!
"Hello , squid thing"!!!
Squidward automatically knew this was the criminal his father Mayor meanswell was talking about.
....Should he say hi back to this loathsome criminal, but he had no one else to talk to. So many decisions to make!!!!
( should squidward say hi to the town pimp, or should he be forever lonely and just ignore the criminal.....Next on Ouran high school host club)
(stay frosty my dudes and remember to stay out of my swamp)
