Squidward is the most attractive cartoon character ever created ,and if you think otherwise i am going to show up with my army of bubble guppies and corporal Daddy Shrek, and his right hand man Donkey to steal all of your turkeys, and anime bo...
Robbing everyone's house was easy, everyone except stingy which Robbie Rotten and I were still trying to figure out how we were going to bust his crib.
We were currently in my mother's meth lab deciding we were going to make this major cookie BUST "how are we going to steal this cookie jar, Robbie I really don't want to get my squid dick ripped clean off of my sexy tentacle bod"? Squidward shivered at the thought of him being dickless " I mean I don't really have anything to offer Robbie, I'm just an ugly squid I ain't got nothing much other than my almost non-existent weener. What would I do if I didn't have it"?
Robbie understood the pain most men go through when they are trying to take down the cookie industry and infiltrate the cookie black market "you could always get a strap on I heard they come in pretty handy, and besides my BFF you will still have your beloved dick by the end of this I promise" Robbie man-hugged Squidward to comfort his little squid buddy.
"I propose we get a bunch of guns and just go in there all willy nilly and hopefully the number of rounds we set off will just trigger the sensors or something like that"
"you really think that will work Robbie"?
"Of course it will, why wouldn't it"?
"Okay I believe you, but where are we going to get guns we literally live in a fucking McDonalds happy meal commercial complete with the endless smiling"?
"Don't worry my squidling I know a guy who will supply us with top quality guns"
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Squidward and Robbie called up a man by the name of Oscar The Grouch to pick up their brand new guns.
"Bye bitches," Grover said as he left the back of lazy towns local abandoned blockbusters"Man Robbie, he was so nice to let us have all of these firearms for free under the condition that i give him all five of my first born children, whatever that means"?
"Okay, Squidward are you ready for this"?
"Oh yeah I'm so ready for this"
"okay my bro its time to travel in our mystery machine and make a BIG BUST"
"LET'S DO THIS" Squidward screeched as he rode off into the sunset into what he thought was going to be his destiny.
(( jeepers scoob you better get outta my swamp man, like now))
