"𝙞'𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝. 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝! 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝!"
I complain about my problems and tell you all things i'd be embarrassed to post on my instagram...
so this has no specific theme to it im just gonna share some random stuff
so first of all uhhh i got recommended my own fic:
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and so im on vacation and i unpacked all my stuff into the bathroom and my dad goes, "was this here?" and pulls out my cologne and i snatched it and said, "nah thats mine" and he was like, "arent ladies supposed to wear perfume?" and i said, "perfume is for sissies." (as a joke) and sprayed it all over myself and walked out of the room
i was writing and my mom was like, "you texting your friends?" and i said, "nooo" and she goes, "whatcha doin then?" and i had to avoid it so i was like, "nOoOthin" so eek
um its a little weird but today i was on the beach and i felt something in the sand so i picked it up if it was a plastic fork and my dad says, "ill give you a dollar if you lick it" (clearly joking) but i was like, "really?" because money is money man im broke as FUCK and so i licked the bottom part of the fork very briefly and it was very gross but i mean hey i got my dollar. wow now that i think about it thats nasty as fuck hold up. wait should i not include that? eh whatever.
i also got del taco today😎😎
also hotel coffee is GROSS like DISGUSTING. it tastes like complete dirt, yet i still drink it.
so today was weird but eh whatever. i still got a dollar
