「 VERY GAY 」

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a few various tales lol

story 1:

my two friends (sam and ro) and i were hanging out and playing our kpop cds on my dads HQ stereo and sam goes "at our band camp, they said to bring extra blankets because the mattresses are s t i c k y." STICKY. and we all go "STICKY?!"

and since my brother was in the room next to us, we went back to my room and i say "yall realize that the rooms are boys with boys and girls with girls, right?" and we all went😮


story 2:

uhhh that same day we made a fort. so i have a loft bed and its in a corner, so we put two sheets on the exposed ends and turned on our nct lightsticks. (ro named hers "JohnD" and mine is named "Y/N")

there was no one home and we wanted to hear the music so my door was open and i was screaming at the top of my lungs "STRAIGHT PRIDE IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IVE EVER HEARD AHAHAHAHA" and i had a full on rage rant on how straight pride is so fucking ridiculous and how the straight pride parade should lead straight into the ocean.

but none of us is full gay lol. i'm pan-romantic asexual, sam is bisexual, and ro is a hEt (but she has two moms so she definitely respects the lgbtq+ community!)
EDIT: im a lesbian, sam is still bi, and ro is bi too

wOoOoW me you finally figured out your sexuality👏👏
EDIT: I DIDNT LMAO

but the broskis are determined to find and buy some pride flags for our rooms

but we all agree straight pride is so stupid. have a history of oppression, then you can have a pride month.

story 3:

one day last year on the way to school, i puked in my hand so i got to go home before school even started. i went straight from the bus to the nurse lol.

but i was sitting at home and my friend facetimed me from math class and it was her and sam. i dont wanna use her real name cause i dont have her permission, so her new name is morgan.

so morgan facetimed me and i was like "hello morgan and sam."

so me, morgan, and sam were having a nice chat and some kid (who morgan liked lol) said "who are yall talking to?" and looked at me through the camera and she goes "*insert full name*" and he has the AUDACITY to say, "insert full name? THE LESBIAN?"

so that day foward i was known as "insert full name, the lesbian" around the halls

im not even a lesbian im pan ace 🤭 EDIT: I AM A LESBIAN

but im sure wearing a full suit to our end of the year thing didnt help that nickname.

also this one kid said i looked like Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec and i told that to another kid who liked parks and rec and he burst out laughing and called me "Congressman Knope" for the entire night

anyways happy pride month to all of you!

anyways happy pride month to all of you!

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jaehyun says: lgbtq+ rights!

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