They sat in the PSCD lesson, bored out of their minds learning about contraception.
Conor and Oscar were very interested, reading the example packaging with great caution. "This is pornography!" Conor exclaimed, pointing to the illustration of the woman who had a hairy vagina. He pulled the Femdom out of its packet a little, passing the entire thing to Grace who looked disgusted.
"Dafuk is this?" The blonde girl spat, throwing it to Sinead, the little ginger horse who was sat next to her. Sinead was a little shit who had a biography file, it was blue. That's crucial information.
Somebody threw it off the top floor of the administration block, but the person who's at fault is unknown. Grace snatched the file from Sinead's lap, chucking it to Conor who for some reason, decided to slip it down the side of the sofa. BY THE WAY, CONOR, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, IT'S STILL THERE.
The lesson was coming to a close, unlike Asma's legs in the position she was sitting on the sofa. It was half day, so the kiddos ta' Gesu had plenty of time to get arrested.
After the miss had told them all to shut the hell up for the millionth time, Grace took no notice and continued talking to Sinead. "Do you wanna go with public transport?" She asked, hoping that they could have an adventure.
"Sure," Sinead grinned as she forgot about her file AND jacket WHICH CONOR KNEW THE WHEREABOUTS OF.
"We're going public, too." Conor said, as the girls were leaving. Asma and Oscar agreed, and the group set off on a life changing adventure.
They were about to walk out of the gates together when Sinead realised that she'd forgotten her jacket and ran back to claim it. The boys flew away or something.
Grace and Asma waited for what felt like forever, and the assistant head had to wait for them to leave before shutting the gate.
Sinead ran down the hall like a stallion on steroids after like 10 minutes, and they could finally leave!
Walking along the disgusting and broken road nearest school, they found a wallet on the floor with no more than sixty cents in it. It had no identification or anything so they set it down on a wall and left. THEY DID NOT TAKE THE MONEY (as far as I know).
"Maybe it's Oscar's!" Sinead suggested excitedly, Grace just thought maybe she'd mistakenly thought he was her dad. They walked into Iceland, the majestic shop which has become rich from all the money the kids have spent in it every single day.
They found the boys in line, and the wallet was not Oscar's. They then decided to go to Lidl because they had nothing else to do. The girls weren't buying anything, they just had to wait for the Riverdaddies- sorry, wrong fanfic. Let me try that again; the girls were not buying any thongs, but they sure were daydreaming at the condoms and pleasure rings on the top shelves, however, their dreams had to come to an end when they saw that it was 10.99 for 5 condoms.
Maybe reproducing would, in fact, be cheaper than using protection.
Grace, Asma and Sinead waited outside because it got too hot inside ICELAND, (that's so fucking ironic lol) and said hello to some lovely friends of theirs who couldn't join them on the long journey from one supermarket to another.
The boys came out with their yummy strawberry milk, drinking straight out of the carton as if they were from Alabama. *insert song here*
Oscar was not going to come but Conor threatened to slap him with a fish if he didn't. The scared lil bean gave in and they were off.
Before they even crossed the road, Grace got horny for a Harley Davidson. God knows why. It wasn't even a Harley. She will get a bike one day, and then she will die.
They were now off on the adventure that would teach them how not to talk to your ex after a very very long time, scam donut shops and cast movies.
This was it.
