They all crossed the road and nearly died. For some fuckin reason, while they were hiking to Lidl, they were talking about their ex boyfriends.
Conveniently, Grace's and Asma's ex boyfriends both had the same name (no not the same exact guy) Sinead being the dumbass that she is, thought that they were.
"Conor, you know the ex I told you about the other day?" Grace interrupted the boys because she gives zero fucks.
"Yeee." Conor replied, dreaming of the donut he was going to eat.
"He messaged me yesterday and I left his ass on seen, AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH." Grace cackled.
Conor just had to add "Oh, yeah, I played football with him this morning."
Grace rolled her eyes. "Well, good for you." She hissed unnecessarily. They laughed the entire way, and Grace was scared because she had not been to Lidl before.
"I think I need to hold someone's hand..." She said quietly as they glanced at the big ass glass building, imagining the worst. But no one volunteered. She wanted to go and find the bleach to chug but hadn't been to the shop before so she didn't know where it was.
Less than 1 minute away from Lidl, there was a little passage way full of garbage ta'Gesu like Grace who fit in quite well. Meanwhile, Asma and Sinead where trying to find the rubbish that they dumped months ago on their attempted immigration.
When they got to the front door, the stupid door wasn't working and huge signs saying 'Sorry for the inconvenience, please use other door' were standing proudly outside. It pissed the kiddos off.
Little shit Sinead made a joke, "Oh, let's go to the Convenience Shop, then."
"Yeah, let's go Convenience!" Asma laughed, the two of them acting like depressed five year olds. No one laughed at Sinead's shitty joke and they all thought she was a creep (she really is) . Grace wasn't even listening. Her brain was doing other things.
When they were searching for the way in, Sinead being a complete pleb, nearly went through the exit door where there were huge signs saying exit...
"That's the exit. No dinner for you, and I'm slapping your horse with a fish." Conor threatened, making Sinead feel sad.
"NO, DON'T TOUCH MY HORSEEEE!" Sinead burst into tears, but Grace came along and turned this story back into reality. That didn't happen. But Sinead is a dumbass that can't read signs.
They went inside, and were already being overwhelmed by knocked off products and fat people who could use their trolleys as wheelchairs.
Conor was very tall so being the lovely tour guide he was, didn't need an umbrella so the children didn't lose him. He and Grace looked like the twin towers standing next to each other from a cinematic angle. Just wait for a plane to hit them.
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Oscar and Asma were Jack and Rose, and Sinead was still a little shit. Nothing changed.
