FIVE: A SHOCKING END

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Sorry, was busy digging Sinead's ass up.

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes. *clears throat*

The cashier was very annoyed at the five shits because they're retarded as shit and caught Conor trying to scam her with the donut price.

He is not very smart.

Grace said it was like an episode of friends before they were leaving and then they all started comparing themselves to characters.

Oscar started acting like a dickhead and walking off because it turns out he and Grace have a little history and he doesn't like her.

She's mature so she moved on. She doesn't give a fuck who he is anymore.

Sinead died.

NO SHE FUCKING DID NOT.

They went back to the bus stop.

Conor fell off the pavement 183883848484848483838382828281819191919193883 times which is ironic because he's so long he should be able to see.

They went home.

And that brings our wonderful story to an end.

We totally didn't waste your time.

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